The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[non capisco]

^ The Alex Kidd/Emperor Burger detail is the exquisite icing on that cake. Brilliant.

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[Kankurette]

First they came for Moonface and I did not speak out because I have a small head

[mothman]

Caption: "Male rat pregnancy experiment" a Chinese university that spliced a male and female rat together and gave the male rat a uterus.  "Not only does this strike me as totally unnecessary and cruel, you'd think China would have learnt by now not to mess around with animals in labs."  Simon looks astonished.

[touchingcloth]

Had the pleasure of meeting Alexander Technique at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

[Paul Calf]

Leave a note of apology saying you planned to donate uneaten and undigested food but your dog was too quick.

[madhair60]

The OFAH thread is killing me.

[Fambo Number Mive]

It is brilliant.

[studpuppet]

My intention was for a serious thread

[madhair60]

I agree that River Phoenix did a great job at capturing Harrison Ford's mannerisms, but I disagree that he looked nothing like Harrison.  I think that his boy scout outfit and long hair kinda throws people.  Look what happens when I photoshop Phoenix as Indy into his iconic outfit....

Comparison Ford

It's only really Phoenix's mouth shape that stops him from looking even more like Harrison.  The rest of the features are pretty close.  If I block Phoenix's mouth in the photoshop, this is the result...

You can't tell me that doesn't look like a young Harrison Ford.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It looks like a 19th century Austrian general cosplaying as Indiana Jones

[Video Game Fan 2000]

What Pete Buttegieg does in his own time is no one's business but his own.

[touchingcloth]

[Replies From View]

Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby have seen better days.

[Fambo Number Mive]

[Glebe]

Cracking!

[Kankurette]

patriotism to bazooka is presumably going aghast when someone says british food all tastes boiled. or maybe it's sucking off bulldogs. I've barely travelled so I don't have their scope/perspective

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

machotrouts second shot in Wimblewrong. Go to the match to see it in context.

[Ferris]

machotrouts second shot in Wimblewrong. Go to the match to see it in context.

I don't want to influence the voters but fucking hell that's good. Top right corner of the serve had me cackling and all.

Very high standard and I'm sure Cloth is up to the task.

[touchingcloth]

I don't want to influence the voters but fucking hell that's good. Top right corner of the serve had me cackling and all.

Very high standard and I'm sure Cloth is up to the task.

I wish. No way I'm photographing myself - much less my arse - for it. There's only so wrong I'm prepared to get with Wimblewrong.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Not having this. Get your arse out.

[pigamus]

Barge! Can you hear me, barge?!

[madhair60]

My carbon footprint is tiny. I don't drive and never go on holiday. I just sit in my humble flat keeping a watchful eye over my Bitcoin mining farm.

[Cuellar]

Y'all know me, still same DB
But I been low key
Hated on by most these plonkaz
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's
No wheels and no keys
No TVs, no deep freeze and no David Bowie LPs

[buttgammon]

There is no such film you are imagining things

[Chedney Honks]

That's fucking inspired.

[Blue Jam]

Where's that thread about pairs of thread titles that are amusing together fuckit post

[Kankurette]

non capisco on the douchebag from Mumford & Sons:

Not sure you can be a shitkicker if you come from Mortlake, mate. It's like saying "this hayseed from Chiswick".

[Glebe]

^Heh!

[pigamus]

Fuck me I should've read the last post.

[pancreas]

Top drawer desolation.

After nine weeks and arguments, you and your partner compromise with "SargonOfAzkaban" as the name for your firstborn.