The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[canadagoose]

That's great

Had to give it a go https://clyp.it/bvnczo2p

Burst out laughing at that. It's even better than I imagined.

Also snorted at this from buzby in the TOTP '89 topic

(24) POISON – Every Rose Has Its Thorn (video)

More dogshite poodle rock

[Ray Travez]

Burst out laughing at that. It's even better than I imagined.

That's bloody great. I don't think I'll ever hear one without the other now

[Crabwalk]

Ha ha ha, I'd have dumped a day's worth of karma on you for that, RUS!

[Shit Good Nose]

     

[Norton Canes]

FARRRRRRRT

Probly laughed more at this than any other single post on CaB ever

Which perhaps says more about me then the quality of the post but still

[Blue Jam]

can i bring my puberty blockers

[Huxleys Babkins]

back then a john was called a jonathan

[idunnosomename]

Probly laughed more at this than any other single post on CaB ever

Which perhaps says more about me then the quality of the post but still

reader, because it is up to you whether it is just the word fart or a particularly amusing trump, the guffaw is thanks to the imagination of YOU

[Ferris]

reader, because it is up to you whether it is just the word fart or a particularly amusing trump, the guffaw is thanks to the imagination of YOU

I laughed at all of Plankton's gifs if being honest, but didn't think it was proper to submit my own thread.

[Ambient Sheep]

They sometimes divert the orange marches down the road by my flat to free up the main road for a bit. Noisy cunts with their pots and pans...

...The best bit is when you see a bunch of decrepit fuckers at the back in mobility scooters all hatchet faced, like a bunch of anti-catholic Davros's.

Still got tears in my eyes from that last line.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

its good to know that there are so many unknown pleasures waiting to be discovered

battered marsbars

pissing all the food off your plates while your wife shits

swinging a turd in a condom round like a prison guard with a set of keys

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I laughed

[Glebe]

Still got tears in my eyes from that last line.

That's a beauty Karma Seb!

[touchingcloth]

In DESOLATION:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-51400247

For posterity in case the link dies, or for those who don't fancy giving Auntie a click, the headline is:

Spoiler alert

Mum fined for Caerphilly Toby Carvery gravy station assault.

[close]

[Cuellar]

Hahah yeah I snorted at that

[Jittlebags]

"Gravy Station Queue" Who queues for gravy ?

[Cuellar]

It's a carvery!

[Cardenio I]

Have you ever called someone "Big Man"?

No, but I did once call an extremely portly lady I was interviewing 'a monument.'

[Neville Chamberlain]

i think Buelligan will change her mind now and apologise.

Made oi larf.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

hmmm yes you've "somehow" thrown your back out. just minding your beeswax without a care in the world them BAM! excruciating back pain out of literally nowhere. at no point in the recent past has your bellend been acheingly close to being in your mouth. no sir, no way. just a simple case of mystery back enfuckening. no self fellatio attempts here officer. no sir-ee.

[Cerys]

[Johnny Yesno]

Now I come to think of it, the full title of the strip was "Angel's (Proper) Charlies".

Actually, now mention the full title, I do vaguely remember it.

[Johnny Yesno]

That's great

Had to give it a go https://clyp.it/bvnczo2p

Hahah! Very well executed. The tempos match and everything.

[Doomy Dwyer]

If Happytree did have a relationship with his 14 year old friend, good luck to him I say - I'd rather a girl of that age have a relationship with a kind and gentle man than some predatory little cider-swilling adolescent. It's probably legal in Estonia anyway.

I'd like to think there's a short pause before the glorious last sentence. Fourteen pages of shit to wade through but this makes it all worthwhile. Merciless precision from the old maestro.

[Ferris]

I'd like to think there's a short pause before the glorious last sentence. Fourteen pages of shit to wade through but this makes it all worthwhile. Merciless precision from the old maestro.

That thread was always going to be a disaster.

[chveik]

the age of consent in Estonia is indeed 14. I don't really see what's funny about that though.

[Doomy Dwyer]

That thread was always going to be a disaster.

Or a triumph. It's a thin line.

the age of consent in Estonia is indeed 14. I don't really see what's funny about that though.

It's the casual idiocy of the post rather than the Estonian legal age of consent that tickled me. It reminded me of this careless cunt -

[Johnny Yesno]

Yeah, it's the blasé 'it's probably fine' attitude that unintentionally nails it.

[chveik]

ha fair enough I can see it now

[Jockice]

jenna appleseed

Re: Songs containing things you both love and hate
« Reply #53 on: Yesterday at 07:01:46 PM »
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Quote from: non capisco on February 05, 2020, 03:03:43 PM
In a song that lists Stalin and AIDS I like that it's 'rock 'n' roller Cola wars' that finally push Billy over the edge.

oh god, yes.

Quote from: phantom_power on February 06, 2020, 11:57:26 AM
It always amuses me the fist-pumping way he intones "children of thalidomide"

I know, it's hilarious.

and what did Californian Baseball do to Billy to make him so angry?

eta: don't forget the legendary 'space monkey mafia'.