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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2019, 10:25:10 PM »
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,76802.msg4035219.html

I just had a quick read of that thread and this response had me howling...

Doesn’t look like his cock is actually bleeding but he usually finds the blood first thing in the morning so maybe his cock does some kind of blood eruption thing during the night and lies dormant during the day

"...lies dormant during the day" is the part that proper did me in.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2019, 12:52:35 AM »
Shit! Did you all see that post?!

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2019, 02:31:19 AM »
Shit! Did you all see that post?!

That was liquid forum!

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2019, 11:27:09 AM »
I did like Blodders' comment "Welcome to Corbyn's Britain" under a photo of notorious Siberian shithole, Norilsk.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2019, 12:16:15 PM »
The whole "Mousse of ham and pineapple" thread is brilliant:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,76767.0.html

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2019, 02:42:13 PM »
'Whereas Archbishop Desmond Tutu is the total opposite. The most unique name possible and almost too memorable if anything'.

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,76820.30.html

Made me splutter into my cup.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2019, 08:16:39 PM »
Incidentally my child who has called every election of the last five years says that Boris is going to win by 2 off the back of fake news.

You hear it here first.


Wipe it off the map.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2019, 10:03:20 PM »
I write a cheque for £3,000 to are bravest boy, Lee Rigby, each week and place it under my pillow in the hope that the angels will come down and collect it for him. Not a single one has been collected in the five years I've been doing it which is yet further proof that the mosque up the road is operating some sort of prayer jammer.

What I like about drummer Lee Rigby is that he picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

you total, utter, hilarious, bastards

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2019, 11:10:27 PM »
Quote

Why oh why would anyone put chewing gum on the back of an Atari Lynx?! 

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2019, 07:18:08 PM »
I'm going to bed now like I'm fucking Grandpa Joe, to best prepare me for seven hours of interminable pricks spewing guff about the exit poll.

CORBYN MAJORITY CORBYN MAJORITY


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2019, 10:25:04 PM »
People said that about Thatcher and eventually we got Britpop.

Things go in cycles.
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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2019, 12:17:49 PM »
If Jess Phillips becomes the next Labour leader, not only will I never again vote Labour, I will never again vote or even draw breath because I will become a being of pure energy and ascend into the cosmos

Also Blodders has been making me chuckle all morning with his OVEREXCITED ALL CAPS posts.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2019, 12:27:20 PM »
I'm glad someone is enjoying my posts today as it's the only work I've done all day

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2019, 01:44:39 PM »
This made me chuckle without smiling

If this election has taught me anything, it's that the population has spoken, and to have any further elections would be undemocratic.

We can't keep having elections until we get the result we want.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2019, 09:44:40 AM »
Just a space in which we can banano-contemplate Thrice Burgle.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #49 on: December 15, 2019, 10:29:03 PM »
I'm going to set up my own Cookd and Bombd where all my posts must be quoted in the GUFFAW thread

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2019, 03:00:15 AM »
Brix shat

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #52 on: December 16, 2019, 08:38:12 AM »
oh yeh, finally a post worthy of this thread


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #54 on: December 17, 2019, 02:01:17 AM »
My first laugh since the election:

Slaughter him for christmas

I can't wait to see their faces

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #55 on: December 17, 2019, 02:20:39 AM »
Happy to help!

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #56 on: December 17, 2019, 11:51:54 AM »
lol i missed that. that song will make me smile next time i hear it (probably next time I leave the house)

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #57 on: December 18, 2019, 10:57:31 AM »
I lost my virginity to the sounds of MTV playing that mid 90s novelty-ish song with flamenco guitars where a bloke keeps going "How bizarre, how bizarre!". Alright mate, pipe down, it's not that bizarre.

Really tickled me, although I msut admit, I am very drunk.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #59 on: December 18, 2019, 11:05:35 AM »
^ very good

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