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Doesn’t look like his cock is actually bleeding but he usually finds the blood first thing in the morning so maybe his cock does some kind of blood eruption thing during the night and lies dormant during the day
Shit! Did you all see that post?!
Incidentally my child who has called every election of the last five years says that Boris is going to win by 2 off the back of fake news. You hear it here first.
Wipe it off the map.
I write a cheque for £3,000 to are bravest boy, Lee Rigby, each week and place it under my pillow in the hope that the angels will come down and collect it for him. Not a single one has been collected in the five years I've been doing it which is yet further proof that the mosque up the road is operating some sort of prayer jammer.
What I like about drummer Lee Rigby is that he picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
Why oh why would anyone put chewing gum on the back of an Atari Lynx?!
I'm going to bed now like I'm fucking Grandpa Joe, to best prepare me for seven hours of interminable pricks spewing guff about the exit poll.CORBYN MAJORITY CORBYN MAJORITY
People said that about Thatcher and eventually we got Britpop.Things go in cycles.
If Jess Phillips becomes the next Labour leader, not only will I never again vote Labour, I will never again vote or even draw breath because I will become a being of pure energy and ascend into the cosmos
If this election has taught me anything, it's that the population has spoken, and to have any further elections would be undemocratic.We can't keep having elections until we get the result we want.
Just a space in which we can banano-contemplate Thrice Burgle.
Hahahahaha
I want to cry
I'm going to set up my own Cookd and Bombd where all my posts must be quoted in the GUFFAW thread
Took me a moment but it's fantastic
Slaughter him for christmas
I can't wait to see their faces
I lost my virginity to the sounds of MTV playing that mid 90s novelty-ish song with flamenco guitars where a bloke keeps going "How bizarre, how bizarre!". Alright mate, pipe down, it's not that bizarre.
LISA SCOTT-LEE: I look like Nerys Hughes.
