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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #300 on: February 10, 2020, 11:10:18 AM »
That's some fine quotin'.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #301 on: February 10, 2020, 11:25:37 AM »
I can't do multi quoting either.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #302 on: February 10, 2020, 11:58:20 AM »
Delete. Wrong thread.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #303 on: February 10, 2020, 12:19:42 PM »
Delete. Wrong thread.

This lad can't even post in the right thread, nevermind grasp something like multiple quotes. We are all fucked.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #304 on: February 10, 2020, 12:34:59 PM »
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Quote from: non capisco on February 05, 2020, 03:03:43 PM
In a song that lists Stalin and AIDS I like that it's 'rock 'n' roller Cola wars' that finally push Billy over the edge.

oh god, yes.

Quote from: phantom_power on February 06, 2020, 11:57:26 AM
It always amuses me the fist-pumping way he intones "children of thalidomide"

I know, it's hilarious.

and what did Californian Baseball do to Billy to make him so angry?

eta: don't forget the legendary 'space monkey mafia'.

Not to mention the Psycho Belgians in the Congo.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #305 on: February 10, 2020, 01:20:59 PM »
BARGYAN ZINNA CONNNN GOOOO

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #306 on: February 10, 2020, 06:08:38 PM »
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Now I'm trying to remember what happened in September

My cousin tried reefer for the very first time, if that helps.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #307 on: February 10, 2020, 06:47:17 PM »
'I wish those bum cheeks were two bald children standing next to each other'

I'm still laughing at this.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #308 on: February 10, 2020, 08:42:55 PM »
my favourite is the Zoot Cat because Tom looks like such a stupid cunt in that cut-out deckchair.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #309 on: February 10, 2020, 08:45:21 PM »
it's a hammock :(


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #310 on: February 10, 2020, 08:46:17 PM »
Oh fuck you then

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #311 on: February 10, 2020, 09:23:48 PM »
The Hitler stuff and idunnosomename on page 95 of our favourite transphobe thread. It was touch and go but I'm looking forward to the all new all new.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #313 on: February 11, 2020, 03:53:13 PM »
He's already begun marrying himself. It's a worrying trajectory for anyone to be on.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #314 on: February 11, 2020, 04:21:10 PM »
Laughed at this sage 'advice' from our old pal Shoulders earlier.

It might help demystify it (the process, not the exploratory tube, that will be intensely misty) by getting in your own arse with something first and having a wiggle around.

You never know, the colonoscoper might raise an eyebrow at your pliance.

Downside/Upside: you enjoy the experiences so much you turn into poo (the CaB user not the faecal matter).


Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #315 on: February 11, 2020, 07:15:50 PM »
A response to an insightful post comparing Graham Linehan to Timothy Treadwell in Grizzly Man:

Helen, you must nevah look at zis tweetah feed

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #316 on: February 11, 2020, 07:18:35 PM »
A response to an insightful post comparing Graham Linehan to Timothy Treadwell in Grizzly Man:

Hahaha. That's great.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #317 on: February 12, 2020, 12:25:35 AM »
What pineapples? I grew up in a Victorian house, and I never noticed any stone pineapples. Neither have I ever noticed any pineapple based stone masonry going on outside any municipal buildings. Your wife is talking out of her arse again.


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It gets better every time you read it.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #319 on: February 12, 2020, 08:35:29 PM »
you could have a fallow arsehole, allowing for recovery.

Idea of a fallow arsehole tickled and genuinely intrigued me possibly more than it should have

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #320 on: February 13, 2020, 09:56:24 AM »
Two from the Games forum.

One from the RDR2 thread...

I was teaching the widow up north to hunt last night, when I got mauled to death by a cougar whilst she stood by and did FA. So when I came back, after completing the mission I walked around her cabin blasting bullets into it, smashing all the windows and starting a small fire with an oil lamp, before burning the cross on her husband's grave and pumping shotgun shells into it.

And this one from the NPC thread...

I struggled to play Zoo Tycoon as a child because I overanthropomorphised the animals. Every time one died, I'd put a rock in their exhibit as a makeshift gravestone. Over time, my exhibits filled with grave rocks, which made the surviving animals increasingly depressed. Even the ones who liked rocks, and initially wanted more of them, got upset about the vast number of rocks I was surrounding them with. I gave up playing when, eventually, one of my animals died and I didn't have time to see which one it was, because it was pushed off the screen so quickly by the constant notifications about how miserable my animals were about all the rocks.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #321 on: February 13, 2020, 06:53:23 PM »
Lovely teeth there, Simes. They look amazing.







Shame about the rest of your head you silly old cunt lol




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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #322 on: February 13, 2020, 10:59:53 PM »
more glorious stuff from our photoshopping king



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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #323 on: February 13, 2020, 11:01:52 PM »
No Waxwork Rene peeping in too?


This country.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #324 on: February 13, 2020, 11:29:34 PM »
Less is more.

I’m glad the dog is there though.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #325 on: February 14, 2020, 12:19:21 PM »
Pretty much everything in the INSOLENT GEEZER thread. Art.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #326 on: February 14, 2020, 12:33:12 PM »
Less is more.

I’m glad the dog is there though.

Having to scroll for the reveal of the dog made it even funnier.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #327 on: February 14, 2020, 05:33:18 PM »
my ring tone is austen powers going do i make you horny baby, always turned up to max volume. i've got it perfect now where i can say it along with him 4 times and then pick up just before it rings off. do i make you horny baby do i make you horny baby do i make you horny baby do i make you horny baby hi danny sturgeon speaking, do i make you horny baby?

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #328 on: February 14, 2020, 07:52:25 PM »
^thats brilliant

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #329 on: February 15, 2020, 12:01:53 AM »
Row Z are bled
Fed Moser's poo
I smear their poo
For me and you
And I fling poo myself
What a wonderful world

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