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The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

Started by madhair60, December 06, 2019, 09:38:50 AM

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imitationleather




Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on February 10, 2020, 11:58:20 AM
Delete. Wrong thread.

This lad can't even post in the right thread, nevermind grasp something like multiple quotes. We are all fucked.

Bad Ambassador

Quote from: Jockice on February 10, 2020, 11:05:23 AM
jenna appleseed

Re: Songs containing things you both love and hate
« Reply #53 on: Yesterday at 07:01:46 PM »
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Quote from: non capisco on February 05, 2020, 03:03:43 PM
In a song that lists Stalin and AIDS I like that it's 'rock 'n' roller Cola wars' that finally push Billy over the edge.

oh god, yes.

Quote from: phantom_power on February 06, 2020, 11:57:26 AM
It always amuses me the fist-pumping way he intones "children of thalidomide"

I know, it's hilarious.

and what did Californian Baseball do to Billy to make him so angry?

eta: don't forget the legendary 'space monkey mafia'.

Not to mention the Psycho Belgians in the Congo.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Jockice

gilbertharding

Re: Schofield likes it in the broom cupboard
« Reply #274 on: Today at 02:32:28 PM »
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Quote from: Monsieur Verdoux on Today at 01:02:18 PM
Now I'm trying to remember what happened in September

My cousin tried reefer for the very first time, if that helps.

Glebe

Quote from: thenoise on February 10, 2020, 05:59:53 PM
'I wish those bum cheeks were two bald children standing next to each other'

I'm still laughing at this.

madhair60



madhair60


oy vey

The Hitler stuff and idunnosomename on page 95 of our favourite transphobe thread. It was touch and go but I'm looking forward to the all new all new.

Cerys


samadriel


canadagoose

Laughed at this sage 'advice' from our old pal Shoulders earlier.

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on February 11, 2020, 01:31:05 PM
It might help demystify it (the process, not the exploratory tube, that will be intensely misty) by getting in your own arse with something first and having a wiggle around.

You never know, the colonoscoper might raise an eyebrow at your pliance.

Downside/Upside: you enjoy the experiences so much you turn into poo (the CaB user not the faecal matter).


marquis_de_sad

A response to an insightful post comparing Graham Linehan to Timothy Treadwell in Grizzly Man:

Quote from: C_Larence on February 11, 2020, 02:07:59 PM
Helen, you must nevah look at zis tweetah feed

imitationleather

Quote from: marquis_de_sad on February 11, 2020, 07:15:50 PM
A response to an insightful post comparing Graham Linehan to Timothy Treadwell in Grizzly Man:

Hahaha. That's great.

Lordofthefiles

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on February 12, 2020, 12:14:10 AM
What pineapples? I grew up in a Victorian house, and I never noticed any stone pineapples. Neither have I ever noticed any pineapple based stone masonry going on outside any municipal buildings. Your wife is talking out of her arse again.


Deep Joy at this.
It gets better every time you read it.


ZoyzaSorris

Quote from: Pingers on February 12, 2020, 08:02:58 PM
you could have a fallow arsehole, allowing for recovery.

Idea of a fallow arsehole tickled and genuinely intrigued me possibly more than it should have

Utter Shit

Two from the Games forum.

One from the RDR2 thread...

Quote from: Rizla on February 10, 2020, 12:30:40 PM
I was teaching the widow up north to hunt last night, when I got mauled to death by a cougar whilst she stood by and did FA. So when I came back, after completing the mission I walked around her cabin blasting bullets into it, smashing all the windows and starting a small fire with an oil lamp, before burning the cross on her husband's grave and pumping shotgun shells into it.

And this one from the NPC thread...

Quote from: machotrouts on January 25, 2020, 05:04:10 AM
I struggled to play Zoo Tycoon as a child because I overanthropomorphised the animals. Every time one died, I'd put a rock in their exhibit as a makeshift gravestone. Over time, my exhibits filled with grave rocks, which made the surviving animals increasingly depressed. Even the ones who liked rocks, and initially wanted more of them, got upset about the vast number of rocks I was surrounding them with. I gave up playing when, eventually, one of my animals died and I didn't have time to see which one it was, because it was pushed off the screen so quickly by the constant notifications about how miserable my animals were about all the rocks.

Cuellar

Quote from: Utterdrivel on February 13, 2020, 12:21:38 PM
Lovely teeth there, Simes. They look amazing.







Shame about the rest of your head you silly old cunt lol





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Alberon


Dr Syntax Head


Quote from: Alberon on February 13, 2020, 11:29:34 PM
Less is more.

I'm glad the dog is there though.

Having to scroll for the reveal of the dog made it even funnier.

holyzombiejesus

Quote from: kittens on February 14, 2020, 10:50:31 AM
my ring tone is austen powers going do i make you horny baby, always turned up to max volume. i've got it perfect now where i can say it along with him 4 times and then pick up just before it rings off. do i make you horny baby do i make you horny baby do i make you horny baby do i make you horny baby hi danny sturgeon speaking, do i make you horny baby?

Ferris


pancreas