The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[SteveDave]

Yeah, the modern slaphead fools you, plays tricks upon you. "Have I gone bald? Or do I simply shave my head?" he says.

None of that for Willie, who's proud dome fearlessly informs you: 'Yes, I have gone bald. Castrophically, and terminally."

I almost choked on some room temperature water.

[Butchers Blind]

Another from that thread

Not necessarily. He could be watching Satan blaze his way to a leisurely 147 whilst wearing his old hair.

[ImmaculateClump]

Big lad at school called Gareth. Once did a poo in geography. Now he's gone all slim and muscley and posts pics of his abs on Instagram.

that must've been one helluva poo

I like the idea of wrestling out such a huge turd doing wonders for your abdominal muscles.

[magval]

Concerning the real names of He-Man and She-Ra:

They were Adam and Adora.

Funny how you often see feminised versions of male names, but never the other way around. I've never met a man called Deborum or Barbaro.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

It's uncanny.

Had a good chuckle at "arsehole.jpg" when quoting it too

[Thomas]

It's like those women who want to marry Peter Sutcliffe.

Click through for context. Full tell-partner-what-I'm-laughing-at laugh.

[Huxleys Babkins]

giant arc of chip shop sausages, massive great big fuckers, size of houses man, flying out of his giant old arse into a toilet the shrunk kids are in going FUCK NO PLEASE NO nd moranis is going "this is is it isnt it, ive lost my fucking mind, I didnt think itd happen"

[Captain Crunch]

Some dude flounced because I temporarily changed the name of the subforum, for goodness sake.

"I'm getting out of here if we're anything to do with the New Romantics."

[Blue Jam]

Pijlstaart's latest avatar:

[Satchmo Distel]

Willie Thorne looked a bit like Hank Kingsley, but their voices were somewhat different.

[Satchmo Distel]

Had a good chuckle at "arsehole.jpg" when quoting it too

Danny Baker's let himself go.

[idunnosomename]

Is that his underpants on the front of the plinth? Did him mum stitch his name on them?

the extra thought of Cervantes doing PE in his tighty-whities

[Barry Admin]

RIP Oscillations

[Barry Admin]

These days, if you say you're asexual, someone else will be arrested and thrown in jail.

Hard cackle.

[Ambient Sheep]

My head says volcel but my heart says incel :(

Allegiances to these chipset manufacturers are just getting weird.

[Barry Admin]

Puffy mentions the achoos

[popcorn]

Was just searching for something in that grim man-up-chimney-death thread and rediscovered this:

Was walking along the coast near Brighton last week in the middle of the afternoon when an ambulance overtook me and parked only a short distance in front of me. I assumed somone's gran had had a heat stroke or something but someone had jumped off a cliff. Only a couple of minutes later a helicopter arrived but couldn't find a spot to land.

I keep thinking about how I'd have coped if I'd actually seen the person jump or been the person to come across the body. The answer to that question is "quite badly probably". I must have dodged that bullet by minutes.

Yes when it came down to it all involved had a lucky escape

I CRINGE at my post there, I had got the tone and feeling of it so completely wrong, such a stupid thing to say, and Shoulders' reply is so precise it makes me laugh loads.

So all's well that ends well.

[Ray Travez]

I caught the ferry to Rotterdam a few years ago and saw this magnificent bastard near Harwich.

Aw sweet, that tug's giving it a kiss!

[Ferris]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,81124.0.html

[ImmaculateClump]

From the magic eye thread

Belming at bus seats for the prize of shapes

We deserve global warming

[pancreas]

[the]

I don't know if Mr Farenheit did that Photoshop, but if so that's the funniest conceptual one I've seen here for a very long time. Marvellous

[DrGreggles]

[imitationleather]

It's great, but needs the context from Linehan's mad website:

[Sebastian Cobb]

fuck off is that real?

[Barry Admin]

Yeah it got flooded with furry porn and all sorts last night, but it's been cleaned up today. Few screenshots of the madness from this page onwards https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=80980.1110

[Sebastian Cobb]

Ta, slowly going through it now.

[Marner and Me]

On the Buses spin-off called Off the Buses.

Just the simplicity of the word play

[Barry Admin]

the king of rock n roll elvis presley gets a telegram from graham linehans own telegram delivery office he had to set up because he kept throwing batteries at the real one

[Ferris]

From the "shit political opinions" thread.

Something about the gurn and direction of travel got me.