The Illuminati

[BlodwynPig]

After restarting my computer because the CPU usage went to 700% and the laptop went berserk I find this e-mail in my inbox

Greetings, from The illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to limelight of fame, riches, powers and security, get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated to the great Illuminati empire. Once you are initiated to the illuminati empire you will get numerous benefits and reward.
Note: that this email message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme which will end next month and this offer is for unique ones only, if you are not serious on joining the illuminati empire, then you are advise not to contact us at all. This is because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization.
Do you agree to be a member of the illuminati new world order? If YES!. Then kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at:  infoilluminati@qq.com
Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at:>  infoilluminati@qq.com
For more instructions on our membership process.
Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.
The Illuminati.

makes you think

[Dex Sawash]

Probably related to using Disk Drill

[BlodwynPig]

I hope that is a joke

ps. I submitted the fellowship proposal yesterday, thanks for nothing Disk Drill

[Alberon]

I think the Illuminati are doing a piss poor job of running the planet.

More and more the world looks like it is actually run by pinhead politicians with no long term view beyond next week.

Get a grip, Illuminati!

[BlodwynPig]

Worryingly the sender of the e-mail has been dead for 14 years!

[seepage]

that's weird, I was only just saying that the website for a local lunatic, who's standing in the election as an independent, looks exactly like one that someone obsessed with the Illuminati would have, and now this!

[BlodwynPig]

Not to worry its all a load of hokum!

Anyway, as I was say..heh who's there...who wha?! who are you no..NO NOOOOOO!

[studpuppet]

Fnord

[BlodwynPig]

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Am I supposed to respond in code?

Beelzebub Pants...*&&*

[PlanktonSideburns]

you are this kevin ayers song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmHFEUy-Z5w

[Dannyhood91]

I reckon aliens or probably ghosts n that

[Flatulent Fox]

vERY UNDERWHELMING.
                                      I don't want to join them.
Being a man of principle is extremely important to me,and I didn't bother to read if that was even a part of their manifesto.
Now my Dog is jumping up and threatening to spill drinks.

Very convenient.

[Blue Jam]

john@moai.cl

[Paul Calf]

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