Have I invented a thing?

[pancreas]

Playing guess who but you ask questions like

Would this person pay too much for an MOT?
Would you be surprised if they were caught up in operation Yewtree?
Can they bake a Victoria sponge which just gives to the touch?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Everyone does that. I believe it's called Smartarse Guess Who.

[Replies From View]

Does this boy (with red glasses and a brown beard and grey hair) keep biting the inside of their cheek.



If so WHAT IS THE POINT OF HIM DOING THAT


ok cheers you're most welcome

[idunnosomename]

if you rub your willy it feels very good. patent pending

[the]

Sounds a lot like that game, y'know the one, where you have to guess the person written on your forehead.


This Is A Shit Party, I think it's called

[Johnny Yesno]

Playing guess who but you ask questions like

Would this person pay too much for an MOT?
Would you be surprised if they were caught up in operation Yewtree?
Can they bake a Victoria sponge which just gives to the touch?

Sorry to piss on your chips but I played that at the pub with some friends last year. Mixed results, tbh.

[Danger Man]

Would this person pay too much for an MOT?
Would you be surprised if they were caught up in operation Yewtree?
Can they bake a Victoria sponge which just gives to the touch?

None of these things would surprise me about Pancreas.

[gib]

None of these things would surprise me about Pancreas.

:fistbump:

[pancreas]

Hey, that's not fair. I took an 18 yo student canvassing today and I only once thought about sexually abusing him.

[Ferris]

Playing guess who but you ask questions like

Would this person pay too much for an MOT?
Would you be surprised if they were caught up in operation Yewtree?
Can they bake a Victoria sponge which just gives to the touch?

Played this in 2008, and even back then I wasn't naive enough to think I came up with it.

[Better Midlands]

if you rub your willy it feels very good. patent pending

Sorry to piss on your chips but I played that at the pub with some friends last year. Mixed results, tbh.

[Replies From View]

Hey, that's not fair. I took an 18 yo student canvassing today and I only once thought about sexually abusing him.

It's not abuse if he likes it.

[Replies From View]

Played this in 2008, and even back then I wasn't naive enough to think I came up with it.

Alright then if you are so good at the game who is the person?

[pancreas]

Alright then if you are so good at the game who is the person?

Someone called Belmetta.

[Ferris]

Alright then if you are so good at the game who is the person?

GARYE

[touchingcloth]

What else do you imagine you've invented, pancreas mate?

Ooh, I'm pancreas and I've invented Twister, but it's naked.

Ooh, I'm pancreas and I've invented leaving my hazards on while I nip into the shops "dead quickly".

Ooh, I'm pancreas and I've invented cancer twat organ robbery.

Maybe you should think about inventing getting into grave.

[pancreas]

Completely over the top. I overestimate my inventiveness and your response is to invite me to die. It's too much, when all's said and done.

[touchingcloth]

Completely over the top. I overestimate my inventiveness and your response is to invite me to die. It's too much, when all's said and done.

I don't think it's too much. And it was less an invite, more an order. Die, pancreas. We all want it.

Edit: we want it, yes, but we also demand it. Grave time, sonny Jim. Get in, and take your organ with you.

[momatt]

Playing guess who but you ask questions like

Would this person pay too much for an MOT?
Would you be surprised if they were caught up in operation Yewtree?
Can they bake a Victoria sponge which just gives to the touch?

Dammit, I thought I invented this with some chums of mine.

I've got a variant of the game called Guess Who's Naked.  Where you can describe their bodies and genitals instead of faces, it's great.
But we play a version where you describe their lifestyles in a very judgmental fashion, which is even better.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/findmeagift-com-Whos-Naked-Guessing-Game/dp/B001ILHRME

[The Boston Crab]

Do you ever drink white burgundy?