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French swearing

Started by The Boston Crab, December 09, 2019, 06:24:11 AM

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H-O-W-L

Wankeur. Or, if you're in the German part of Switzerland, Vhankener.

In Berlin it's Vhankeiner though, don't forget that or they'll think you're a shit.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Wi komme ich am besten zum Vhankeiner, bitte?

Cerys

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on December 10, 2019, 07:57:30 AM
It could even be Hitler's cock, or she might be chowing down on his ball.

If she's chowing down through time, she may be responsible for Adolf's single-balledness in the first place.  Imagine that as a claim to fame.  Hitler had only one ball because your mother chewed the other off while fellating him in a hell dimension.  Rob Brydon would do that face to camera.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Does the Albert Hall have a time travel portal? They probably keep it round the back.

Cerys

'Albert Hall' is an anagram of 'a hell blart'.  This explains ... something.

Buelligan

Also Hell Baal triple rainbow.

And you know who Baal is, don't you?

imitationleather


Ian Drunken Smurf

Quote from: H-O-W-L on December 10, 2019, 08:14:02 AM
Wankeur. Or, if you're in the German part of Switzerland, Vhankener.

In Berlin it's Vhankeiner though, don't forget that or they'll think you're a shit.

Na, Branleur is where it is at for calling a Frenchman a wanker - but they're more into con/connard. I wonder if Sean Connery understands what his surname means in French...

Buelligan

Isn't connerie more idiocy than cuntery, really though?

bgmnts

Probably where the Cenobites live, if they even still even bother with cock-sucking at this point.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: Buelligan on December 10, 2019, 09:55:34 AM
Also Hell Baal triple rainbow.

And you know who Baal is, don't you?

Why's that then?