If You Walked Through A Time Vortex Thing And Was Transported Back To 2010...

[Gulftastic]

I do sometimes think about that, how I would make money gambling if I went back in time. Presumably if you kept putting a million pounds on the cup final or whatever and kept winning then they would ban you. Or rather, how would you reach the position where could put a million pounds on the cup final, you'd need to do a lot of smaller bets first. I ponder this for a while and then I remember that it isn't a problem that I need to find a solution to.

Me too. I'd do an accumulator on 2015. Making a ton of money on the 2015 Challenge Cup final, then sticking a chunk of it on Leicester at 5000-1 odds to win the league the following year.

[Dr Rock]

Cor is money all that matters to you? I'd do something truly noble like warn Ched Evans not to climb through that window and rape that drunk girl.

[imitationleather]

Me too. I'd do an accumulator on 2015. Making a ton of money on the 2015 Challenge Cup final, then sticking a chunk of it on Leicester at 5000-1 odds to win the league the following year.

How much do you think you'd realistically be able to bet on Leicester winning the Premier League in 2016? I think if you put over a tenner on it you'd be investigated by the police.

[Gulftastic]

I'd lay the ground work by making other long shot bets I knew would fail of about £500 a time. Then, when I got my money on at 5000-1, I'd have a cool 2.5 million.

I may have thought about this too much.

[Cold Meat Platter]

I would kill Hitler.

[Famous Mortimer]

I would kill Hitler.

I would be

[idunnosomename]

No one cares about star wars

[Billy]

Seeing a big hole in the ground where the Shard should be, followed by a massive poster for Avatar, followed by the sound of "We No Speak Americano" blasting out of a shiny-new 10 reg, followed by the pounds being round and the notes being paper.

I'd then run through the streets screaming "DON'T DO IT! DON'T AGREE WITH NICK!!" blasting a vuvuzuela into the faces of confused locals.

[idunnosomename]

I log on to cab and emergency lalla ward 10 is posting

Edit fuck cunt stopped in 2008.

Get happy slapped by the crazy frog

[easytarget]

My daily routine of grabbing people by the lapels and demanding "What year is this? Who is the president?" means I'd solve this problem pretty quickly.

[Danger Man]

What if I went to 2029? I'd probably know immediately because everybody would be dead.

[gib]

What if I went to 2029?

We'd all forget about you after a few days then we'd get to 2029 where you had been patiently waiting for 10 years pressing F5. There would be a joyful reunion and then we would all go back to moaning about the young people they have on the 2029 version of CaB.

[Danger Man]

ouch

[Cerys]

SNG's hairline.

[kittens]

i think i would kill 90% of people on Earth in order to solve the problem of to many people on Earth.

[Dr Rock]

With your bare hands?

[dissolute ocelot]

2010=lack of vegan sausage rolls. Plus the message tattooed on my arm saying "Kill Nick Clegg".

[kittens]

With your bare hands?

no, uzi

[Dr Rock]

where u get uzi?

[Better Midlands]

where u get uzi?

Maplins.

[kittens]

i would make one out of magic.

[Dr Rock]

y not use magic 2 kill every1?

[kittens]

fine. if that is what you want, doctor, i would kill everybody on earth using magic spells.

[boki]

It'd probably be all the dubstep everywhere. 

[Icehaven]

I was going to say I'd immediately know if I was in Birmingham city centre because it wouldn't be a massive fucking building site but actually yes it would. It always has been and always will be.

[thenoise]

People's windows in our village would be full of lib dem signs instead of fucking Brexit signs. Are these the same people? Is this what 9 years of twitter and BBC bias does to you?!?

[thenoise]

Also: (checks CAB history): mook, Ronnie the Raincoat, Serge, Neil regularly posting about comedy, Saucer51, HappyTree, Small_world, Nelson Swillie, LfBarfe, Tiny Poster, Ginyard, rudi, ....

[Autopsy Turvey]

I've pondered before, out walking around where I live, that if I sauntered through a time portal to 1957 I probably wouldn't notice, except of course for the lack of UPVC windows, and elms.

[garbed_attic]

I'd probably just go to CeX and think I was in 2004 until I noticed some of the DVDs.