Self-righteous Election Day rants

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I wonder what a blue rosette tastes like? You should pluck it from his chest and just stand there staring him in the eyes and munch upon it like it, like it's a mad blue lettuce

Laughed

[Gurke and Hare]

I'd recommend not saying any of that to him as he'll likely come back at you with hard data and make you look silly.

Yeah, think how silly you'll look when he says "Actually, we've only killed 30,000 people."

[Zetetic]

Christ. I'm so sorry, I don't know what else I can do.

I thought you fucking loved guns.

[Ferris]

We'll all need them in the post neoliberal wasteland

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Shotgun for me plz. One of them ones that does the cha chunk noise, like I'm in a film.