No.1 Honey Badger

[NoSleep]

Can't find the recent "world's hardest animals" thread because I wanted to add this in there:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/honey-badger-python-jackal-fight-video-botswana-chobe-park-a9241716.html

Honey Badger gets its own thread.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I mentioned honey badger in there but yeah go on, own thread.

Restless and impelled by hatred, the honey badger insists on existing as a species, to the detriment of all.

[bgmnts]

Honey badger is hard; I did recently do a thread on most savage animal societies and hornets are pretty hard.

I give the nod to the mongoose though, it goes toe to toe with the deadliest snakes - already pretty hard - going and fucks them up.

Just a mongoose destroying a BLACK MAMBA with an Achilles style move here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRowC6t8tjA

This fight is awesome too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyuIAUlL5IU

Although this is a honey badger taking on six lions, which is ace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlalDNxccw

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Watch as MENSTRUATING RAGE HEAT honey badger DEFILES libcuck GAMING PUB

[NoSleep]

Honey badger does not hide in a fridge.

[king_tubby]

Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit.

[seepage]

I went to that Independent link and the question I had to answer first was: "What do you look for in all-flash storage for your business: a) softness, b) vulnerability or c) colour?" What use is that if they just get random answers? 

[BlodwynPig]

I went to that Independent link and the question I had to answer first was: "What do you look for in all-flash storage for your business: a) softness, b) vulnerability or c) colour?" What use is that if they just get bully rammed by Honey Badger?

[NoSleep]

I went to that Independent link and the question I had to answer first was: "What do you look for in all-flash storage for your business: a) softness, b) vulnerability or c) colour?" What use is that if they just get random answers? 

Use an adblocker (I use uBlock Origin) or a DNT (I use Privacy Badger).

[Buelligan]

Diamonds are the hardest animals, there's even a song about it, you fucking twats.

On own experiences, I was surprised to find I was sharing my working area with a fairly large scorpion last night.  It ran away, I am not even lying.

[BlodwynPig]

Diamonds are the hardest animals, there's even a song about it, you fucking twats.

On own experiences, I was surprised to find I was sharing my working area with a fairly large scorpion last night.  It ran away, I am not even lying.

In the magic car park?

[Buelligan]

No, no, it was under the sink.

[BlodwynPig]

No, no, it was under the sink.

A real sting in the tale

[NoSleep]

On own experiences, I was surprised to find I was sharing my working area with a fairly large scorpion last night.  It ran away, I am not even lying.

No, I believe it ran away; and it was tiny, compared to a human.

[Buelligan]

Still counts as soft in my book.