BREXIT THREAD A MILLION

[Paulie Walnuts]

[chveik]

meanwhile https://www.aljazeera.com/ajimpact/brexit-burned-81bn-hole-eu-budget-leaders-fill-gap-200220143900353.html

nice one lads

[idunnosomename]

Ahh my trigger *pisses my stupid baby pants*

[poodlefaker]

What's your view on the hair thing, Paulie? A man in his mid 50s, Prime Minister, who deliberately messes up his hair before having a photo taken? Why? Normal behaviour? Bit odd? Or is it like, the sign of a totally fucking cool dude? Cool fucking hair dude while signing important treaty. Yeah!

What if Labour PM messing hairs before doing popies on cenotapf?

[Ferris]

I like the maroon passports. My Canadian one is blue/black and now it is going to be confusing when I root around in the draw looking for them (in 7 years after I renew my UK one).

THANKS BORIS.

[Johnny Yesno]

Off on his £15,000 holiday to Mustique, paid for by his fraudster friend, when much of the UK is flooded. Truly a man of the people!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51493842

[katzenjammer]

That photo is literally all it takes for bellends to vote for Johnson isn't it?

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Pretty much

[Fambo Number Mive]

Interesting to read via the BBC link that the UK was "never formally compelled" to change passport colour. Perhaps if the UK government hadn't made the change there might have been less support for Brexit, given how passionate people are about their passport colour.

[idunnosomename]

I think brexiters outside the cabinet generally keep quiet about blue passports. It's more of an fbpe strawman imo

What a mess this country is in. Americans might be dumb but at least they arent dumb and pompous like us

[DeadJefferson]

UPGRADE

[jobotic]

LICKSPITTLE IMBECILE

[Johnny Yesno]

UPGRADE

Off to a secret meeting in Israel. Truly a woman of the people!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41923007

[idunnosomename]

Off to a secret meeting in Israel. Truly a woman of the people!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41923007

funny how that never made her untenable for the cabinet that

[Johnny Yesno]

funny how that never made her untenable for the cabinet that

That, plus the Seaborne and Arcuri scandals. And the Russia report. It's amazing how this stuff just melts away. Of course, only true anti-establishment figures could pull this off, right?

[Zetetic]

Wonder how many jobs De La Rue will be cutting as part of their planned £20 million savings.

[BlodwynPig]

UPGRADE

Send her back from whence she came

[BlodwynPig]

Wonder how many jobs De La Rue will be cutting as part of their planned £20 million savings.

Xposed!

[Sebastian Cobb]

UPGRADE

Another cunt with terrible cable management.

[Johnny Yesno]

Another cunt with terrible cable management.

That's art, you philistine!

[Johnny Yesno]

Wonder how many jobs De La Rue will be cutting as part of their planned £20 million savings.

100% of the workforce: me, myself and I.

[idunnosomename]

Send her back from whence she came

hades

[Shit Good Nose]

Wonder how many jobs De La Rue will be cutting as part of their planned £20 million savings.

Danny La Rue is involved in all this????

Always knew he was fucking trouble.

[bgmnts]

Blue Passport manufactured in Poland.

It couldn't really happen any other way though could it? There's no irony anymore because the standards are rock bottom.

[Ferris]

It's a bit too on the nose to have "BRITISH PASSPORT" at the top where the European Union but used to be.

I can just hear the banter in golf clubs/horrible country pubs/conservative clubs around the land. HAHA WE HAVE REPLACED IT but it looks fucking desperate you cretins.

No other object has what it is written on it in large capital letters. If it did, you'd think "well this has been poorly designed".

[Sebastian Cobb]

No other object has what it is written on it in large capital letters. If it did, you'd think "well this has been poorly designed".

[Danger Man]

UPGRADE

What are we going to do when women realise women are just nicer

[Ferris]

Well that was back when people didn't know how VHS worked. Could have been a sandwich maker or midsize saloon for all those olden days idiots knew.

[gib]

i shitted brix when i saw your nostrils

[pigamus]

i shitted brix when i saw your nostrils

Good job Ewan MacColl did those rewrites