POST COMPUTER PROBLEMS IN THIS THREAD ONLY

[Deyv]

My computer keeps calling me gay, I don't think being gay is a problem but I've checked and I'm not, so it's the computer which is the one with the problem.

[popcorn]

Well if being gay isn't a problem why aren't you gay?

Sounds like user error to me mate.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Dell Optiplex got spots on arse.

[PlanktonSideburns]

less of a computer problem, more of a mental health/diet/philosophy one really:

keep trying to eject sd card, sais no, its in use

anyone?

[seepage]

pr0n folder full

oh, it's OK, says it will use popcorn's for the overspill

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

My computer's being a cunt.

[seepage]

have one of you been mucking about with the settings?

[seepage]

got to fetch the ladders to get the hard drive off the ceiling. Nobody told me they fill them with bloody helium now.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Microsoft Surface Pro got me pregant.

[popcorn]

got to fetch the ladders to get the hard drive off the ceiling. Nobody told me they fill them with bloody helium now.

Well obviously that only happens if you download a lot of helium.

[Glebe]

[kittens]

really want to watch cartoons

[Glebe]

really want to watch cartoons

I really wanna see those fingers.

[PlanktonSideburns]

since getting rid of my computer, takes a bit longer to check my bank account balance, so i have to be a bit more smart spending wise


WHAT, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE POST COMPUTER PROBLEMS THREAD!?!?!?!??!

[PlanktonSideburns]

computer is very high up, making it hard to compute on windy days


WHAT, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE POST COMPUTER PROBLEMS THREAD!?!?!?!??!

[PlanktonSideburns]

didnt use enough packing peanuts, computer arrived slightly scuffed


WHAT, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE POST COMPUTER PROBLEMS THREAD!?!?!?!??!v

[Head Gardener]

a mate insists EVERYTHING you ever download stays on the hard drive despite any deleting software used,
a) is this true?
b) if there is some program/tool that can get rid of stuff hiding in the darker reaches the computer?
c) asking for a friend

[PlanktonSideburns]

saw a bloke looking shifty, then suddenly

WOOP - pulls a tower pc out of his coat, lobs it into an estury

maybe try this?

[Spoon of Ploff]

dun upgraded my OS to Lindux Mint Toothpaste... and now the ignore script no longer blocks popcorn's posts.

[Dex Sawash]

since getting rid of my computer, takes a bit longer to check my bank account balance, so i have to be a bit more smart spending wise


WHAT, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE POST COMPUTER PROBLEMS THREAD!?!?!?!??!

Fucksake, dug up this thread from 3 pages back to do an inferior version of this joke. If only I still had a computer

[pancreas]

All Christmas music is coming out in Ska genre.

[kittens]

dad don't send emails no more

[sick as a pike]

Mine is continually printing the lyrics to "The Shoop Shoop Song" in large format ASCII.  This, as you can understand, has made me delighted.
edit: it's now printing the text of the original imprint of "Ken Hom's Hot Wok." Maybe I should clear the cache?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

I've eaten my computer

[pancreas]

I've eaten my computer

How does it smell?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

With a USB nose attachment

[hamfist]

MY DONGLE IS BENT

[Kryton]

I want those internets on my desk by Monday mornin'.

[Ferris]

Sometimes when I use logic functions in .xls workbooks (instead of my preferred .xlsx file extension), I find Excel (occasionally) doesn't return the correct value unless I manually select the cell, set the format to "general", change back to numeric "00.00" then force it to revalidate the data (using F4 + enter). Sometimes I have to convert the entire sheet to .csv and back again to force the validation.

Please advise. No idea why this is in HS Art.

[popcorn]

Sometimes when I use logic functions in .xls workbooks (instead of my preferred .xlsx file extension), I find Excel (occasionally) doesn't return the correct value unless I manually select the cell, set the format to "general", change back to numeric "00.00" then force it to revalidate the data (using F4 + enter). Sometimes I have to convert the entire sheet to .csv and back again to force the validation.

Please advise. No idea why this is in HS Art.

Have you tried BUMMING your comp ?