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Off-brand Lemon “sipping” drinks with parcemetamols
« on: December 18, 2019, 08:08:20 AM »
Tescal Lemon Sippo water (eat hot)

Earthenware or Sainsbury’s White Sachet Lemon Test

Asda Gripe Honey and Lem’n Throat and Medical Broth

Lidl ‘Put Powders’ (mug supplied separately)

Iceland Gritty Lingerist

Co-op Lemon Puffs for Flu and Coold Synptoma

Waitrose and Marks & Spencer Syprupy Wares

Aldi Supertonic for Braised Tonsils (contains pargamemnon because the PARRENTS AETOMOL, haha)


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Re: Off-brand Lemon “sipping” drinks with parcemetamols
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2019, 08:11:54 AM »
Agamemnon's Bright Fuck Off (participating Spar shops only)
PLAIN HA HA LIKE THE STEWART LEEK SONG (Aldi)
Fizzy Michael Buble (Ann Summers)
Dodgy Mate, Dodgy Wife (Have it GEEZER, at specialist knob shops only)
BIT IN A GLASS IS IT (Morrissons)
an old man full of ginger sauce (Wilco)

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Re: Off-brand Lemon “sipping” drinks with parcemetamols
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2019, 04:57:45 PM »
Harding and Cooper's "Semi-Lentacular Cough Barreniser"

Superdrung:  Medicated Citrus Granules for Persistence of Vision

Boost the Chemits:  "Ghastly Lemon Minx" in Decaffeinated Wax Suspension

Costcutter Lemon Blands (most popular variants:  Heavy Chest, Nasal Uprisings and Cheating Wiseacre)

WHSmith's Novelty Sachets of Lemon Dessicate ("Add Your Own Medicine")


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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2019, 05:12:19 PM »
Holland and Barrett's Instantly Sour Brailles

As Nature Intended:  Habit-Forming Coagulate of Manuka Honey and Rooting Ginger

Passover Leeway's Mould Concealer for Fleeting Lung Aberrations

Esso Garage and Q8 Introduce Warm Mug of Lemonish Cupasoup

British Rail Cheese Bap and Aspirin Meal Deal

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Re: Off-brand Lemon “sipping” drinks with parcemetamols
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2019, 05:14:21 PM »
lemony goulash pasty - greggs

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Re: Off-brand Lemon “sipping” drinks with parcemetamols
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2019, 05:15:06 PM »
XTRA FIZZ - Sports Direct


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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2019, 06:25:54 PM »
'Mucus Slackener' from Londis

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Re: Off-brand Lemon “sipping” drinks with parcemetamols
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