Impeachment of FerriswheelBueller

[popcorn]

I am formally unveiling the following articles of impeachment against FerriswheelBueller:

- making bad posts
- mucking about
- sass and backchat
- annoying
- likes baseball (baseball is boring)
- bellend

[BlodwynPig]

He'll no doubt counter-impeach and this thread will limp on for 2 pages before dying

[popcorn]

so is that an aye or a no

[BlodwynPig]

Ni

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Who?

[pancreas]

LOCK HIM UP

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

FerriswheelBueller
      2020

#mCabga

[Chollis]

i want this nonce behind bars

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Yates's Wine bars that is.

[Endicott]

Those charges were never proven.

[Glebe]

IMPEACH! IMPEACH!

[Ferris]

i want this nonce behind bars

So do I.

I say we counter-impeach popcorn for general noncery and making bad threads.

[chveik]

just as predicted... cab status quo

[Chollis]

So do I.

I say we counter-impeach popcorn for general noncery and making bad threads.

i was referring to myself

[Glebe]

He lied to the CaB people. Let's get this sleazy real estate jerk off the forum!

[Ferris]

You all talk big, but when it comes down to it which of you would dare vote against me? And if your wildest dreams were successful, which of you would stand to take my place?

Don't you get it? This place needs me. You all need me.

Have your little hearings. We'll see what happens.

[Ferris]

...yeah I didn't fuckin think so.

Old "no bollocks" popcorn (and his fellow travellers) at it again. Pathetic.

[chveik]

is he gone already

[Ferris]

is he gone already

I hope so, but with a wally like popcorn it is hard to say.

[BlodwynPig]

...2 pages then nowt

[pancreas]

Add a poll

[popcorn]

It is DONE.

[Ferris]

This ridiculous charade demeans us all.

[popcorn]

Voting interference!!

[Ferris]

Voting interference!!

Let me guess, was it the Russians? Or the Ukrainians this time? Maybe it was the Illuminati and the lizard people working in tandem.

Pathetic.

Let the people vote. I'm pro-democracy, unlike popcorn.

[Ferris]

Hi everyone - thanks for casting your votes, much appreciated. They have now been tallied, and also, that's a lot of votes! Unlike some people, I think it is important that you, the people, get a say in how this place is run but even I wasn't expecting a vote count in the millions.

Of course, regrettably, we will have to say goodbye to popcorn (due to the unanimous vote that he's a wanker and suspected nonce), but of course that is the price he pays for living in a democracy. And long may it remain so!

Any questions can be sent to the usual address. And hey, popcorn, buddy, it ain't so bad - you and Kevin Spacey can make cryptic yearly videos for YouTube railing against the establishment or whatever it is that suspected (but absolutely not proven in court) nonces get up to.

Thanks again!

[greenman]

If the spandex shorts don't fit you must acquit.