Soliloquy for a broken goose quack

[PlanktonSideburns]

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[Pink Gregory]

yeah but can it do this?

*does this*

[Glebe]

Good to hear I'm not the only one who believes gooses quack! Sorry to hear about the breaking of this particular goose's quack, though!

[BlodwynPig]

Fucking poppycock. Honk to hell

[Glebe]

"QUACK!"

[PlanktonSideburns]

that makes it look like cat corden is quacking, as if he wasnt unnerving enough

[Glebe]

that makes it look like cat corden is quacking, as if he wasnt unnerving enough

Quacking cats? Now there's a thing!*

*Completely normal for gooses to quack of course, some 'people' say ducks quack but I don't believe 'em.

[BlodwynPig]

Geese don't quack they honk

Got a goose in my fridge. After several weeks it will honk