Rare items for sell or trade

[popcorn]

Got the following items to sell or trade:

[pancreas]

I could give you a very realistic dog mess sculpture that I found lying around? I think it might be a Giacometti.

[BlodwynPig]

Ferris' baseball card collection

Yours for 50p

[Ferris]

Ferris' baseball card collection

Yours for 50p

Oddly, I own 0 baseball cards and have basically no interest in them. It's a branch of baseball fandom that is too esoteric even for me.

So basically, you are getting hosed if you buy them for 50p.

[pancreas]

No-one for the Giacometti dog egg? It's very life-like.

[Ferris]

No-one for the Giacometti dog egg? It's very life-like.

I've seen it - Giacometti? Giacoshitti more like.

[pancreas]

You are being immature and unpleasant. This is a real life art I am selling.

[Ferris]

I was complimenting the accuracy of the work. I don't understand why you are upset.

[pancreas]

I told you it was life-like. What more do you want? It is exactly like a real dog egg. Are you in or not?

[Ferris]

Ok, what you want for it? I have a set of magnets, half a chicken pie, and a signed 6x9 photo of Craig David (hardly used). No time wasters please.

[pancreas]

Deal.

[Glebe]

I've got a geese going for the bargain price of £1.49. It's worth a gander!

[Ferris]

Deal.

No, which one you want? I'm not giving away all three you complete lunatic.

[pancreas]

magnets

[Ferris]

k

[Dex Sawash]

Got the following items to sell or trade
I could give you a very realistic dog mess
sculpture that I found lying around
think it might be a Giacometti.

KING OF THE ROAD