MATTER OF FACT PRIVATE EYE

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Front Cover, With Headline: EXCLUSIVE: BOZZA MAKES STATEMENT WHAT ISNAE A LIE!
* front cover shows picture of Boris Johnson standing outside No.10 Downing Street at a lectern or something , with a speech bubble coming out of his mouth. The speech bubble reads " I am a cunt."*

[PlanktonSideburns]

way too funny for PE

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

way too funny for PE

Unmuscular, sensitive schoolchild trying to forge note in order to get out of the dreaded Wednesday afternoon trial of games sessions considers rewrite.

[PlanktonSideburns]

A seemingly completely non-sequitr comic strip is passed round the room. Little question marks form round people's heads

That can't be it can it? Did they forget to put the last two panels in?

[PlanktonSideburns]

Unmuscular, sensitive schoolchild trying to forge note in order to get out of the dreaded Wednesday afternoon trial of games sessions considers rewrite.

Love how you've taken this running gag and made it a mad thing of your own now

[Cerys]

THERE IS NO PAGE 94

... continued on Page 94

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

SUPERMODELS
" We're skinny , and make shitloads of money, and We're thick cunts!"
THE PREMIER C*NTS
" We play football professionally, and make shitloads of money, and We're thick cunts!"
YOBS
" We're violent and thuggish, and we've got fuck all money, which we just spend on lager anyway, and We're thick cunts! "

PRIVATE EYE READER: Great stuff, guys!

[idunnosomename]

No time for a noir voiceover, I went straight to the police station and told them it was the broad who came into my office in the first place

[Pinball]

This is the actual news. Satire is dead.

Ian.

[Ferris]

Hiya mate, I'm the private eye you hired. Bad news, your missus is having it away with the shopkeeper down the way. That's a thousand quid then please. Cheers!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Hiya mate, I'm the private eye you hired. Bad news, your missus is having it away with the shopkeeper down the way. That's a thousand quid then please. Cheers!

Just need another 92 of these.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Pseuds Corner:

HAHA WORKING CLASS PERSON USES LONG WORDS

HAHA POP MUSICIAN USES LONG WORDS

HAHA PERSON WHOSE JOB IT IS TO USE LONG WORDS USES LONG WORDS

HAHA SOMETHING BY A YOUNG PERSON WE DON'T UNDERSTAND

HAHA OBVIOUS JOKE WE'RE TAKING AT FACE VALUE

[idunnosomename]

POO'DS CORNER

HAHHA POO