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« Reply #240 on: September 12, 2020, 09:28:49 AM »
Alan Minter's been counted out. One of my earliest boxing memories was Marvin Hagler knocking the absolute shite out of him. I had no idea Minter had been talking racist stuff before the fight. Made me appreciate the pasting even more.

Mark E. Smith's ghost ironically sings " And I feel like Alan Minter".

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« Reply #241 on: September 12, 2020, 01:35:52 PM »
Terence Conran has found a new Habitat. In the ground:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54131297

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« Reply #242 on: September 12, 2020, 01:40:06 PM »
Curtains for Sir Terence

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« Reply #243 on: September 12, 2020, 05:38:54 PM »
Thank heavens for Habitat Sofa Coffins.

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« Reply #244 on: September 13, 2020, 12:36:21 AM »
Shere Hite, feminist author, gift to critics who like Spoonerisms, and the woman who taught me how to get to Clitheroe in a Volvo. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54120483

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« Reply #245 on: September 13, 2020, 12:57:00 AM »
Shite

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« Reply #246 on: September 14, 2020, 09:11:42 AM »
Shere Hite, feminist author, gift to critics who like Spoonerisms, and the woman who taught me how to get to Clitheroe in a Volvo. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54120483
When I was a kid, Shere Hite was always a name mentioned on adult TV programs, and I still have no idea what she did beyond having a name that's a gift to anagrammists and Oxford dons who misalign words' initial letters. Thought it might be something to do with hosiery.

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« Reply #247 on: September 18, 2020, 05:28:05 PM »
Clit heroe?

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« Reply #248 on: September 19, 2020, 12:16:46 AM »
Shere Hite, feminist author, gift to critics who like Spoonerisms, and the woman who taught me how to get to Clitheroe in a Volvo. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54120483

Er what? She lived near or she just knew the place? Coming from that area I cannot fathom how to link that town to such a figure

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« Reply #249 on: September 20, 2020, 10:49:56 PM »
Struggling in the vortex/With my jacket made of Gore-Tex™/It fits wonderfully

Thanks for inspiring that lyric, and RIP, Bobby G:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54224405

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« Reply #250 on: September 20, 2020, 10:58:31 PM »
Struggling in the vortex/With my jacket made of Gore-Tex™/It fits wonderfully

Thanks for inspiring that lyric, and RIP, Bobby G:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54224405

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« Reply #251 on: September 21, 2020, 08:52:20 AM »
Gore-Tex always seemed an unnecessarily violent name, as though it either soaks up blood or sprays it all over other ramblers. But I guess it's no more violent than Al Gore. I used to work near the Gore-Tex factory in Livingston, and there wasn't any blood there either.

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« Reply #252 on: September 21, 2020, 12:42:22 PM »
Er what? She lived near or she just knew the place? Coming from that area I cannot fathom how to link that town to such a figure

I think they are puns

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« Reply #253 on: September 21, 2020, 05:02:22 PM »
Michael Lonsdale has died.

The best baddie in the only Bond film I give a fuck about. A wonderful actor.

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« Reply #254 on: September 21, 2020, 05:04:23 PM »
Michael Lonsdale has died.

The best baddie in the only Bond film I give a fuck about. A wonderful actor.
Ah he was great with Day of the Jackal. And Variety use that film to headline their report.

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« Reply #255 on: September 21, 2020, 05:14:32 PM »
oh fuck. one of my favourites

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« Reply #256 on: September 22, 2020, 12:08:30 PM »
Michael Lonsdale has died.

The best baddie in the only Bond film I give a fuck about. A wonderful actor.

Ah baws, I've just realised this is Hugo Drax. Was only watching Moonraker a few weeks back. Cracking film, best Bond and best Bond villain. RIP.

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« Reply #257 on: September 22, 2020, 02:08:44 PM »
"Oh my God - Jackie!"

"Yeah... rackie."

chveik

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« Reply #258 on: September 22, 2020, 02:44:01 PM »
Michael Lonsdale, James Bond villain... when you're aware of the rest of his filmography it's a bit deso

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« Reply #259 on: September 22, 2020, 02:51:01 PM »
Yes, I suppose it is a bit like those obituaries that contain the words "Harry Potter actor". Or when Alec Guinness encountered young fans telling him they loved him as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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« Reply #260 on: September 22, 2020, 05:41:19 PM »
Michael Lonsdale, James Bond villain... when you're aware of the rest of his filmography it's a bit deso

Have you seen Le Judoka, Secret Agent? Is it good?

chveik

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« Reply #261 on: September 22, 2020, 06:13:23 PM »
Have you seen Le Judoka, Secret Agent?

nope

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« Reply #262 on: September 22, 2020, 06:23:26 PM »
Jackie Stallone
Is all alone
Jackie Stallone
In the funeral home
She's all alone
Jackie Stallone
She's been eating
A potato

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54247152

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« Reply #263 on: September 22, 2020, 06:47:43 PM »
Not Jackie Stallone! Holy shit 2020 can fuck right off!!!


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« Reply #264 on: September 22, 2020, 10:25:15 PM »
Rabid dog digs up a bone
From the grave of J Stallone

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #265 on: September 23, 2020, 05:49:15 PM »
Just seen on the British Comedy Guide that writer George Jeffrie has died all rather sadly, along with his writing partner Bert Tyler-Moore he created The Windsors, which I was very fond with, and apparently also wrote fHarry & Paul, Big Train, That Mitchell And Webb Look, Smack The Pony, Monkey Dust and a fair few others. https://www.comedy.co.uk/people/news/5948/george-jeffrie-rip/

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« Reply #266 on: September 23, 2020, 06:59:25 PM »
Seems Tommy DeVito, one of the original Four Seasons (the band, not the yearly weather cycle) has shuffled off at the grand old age of 92. Seems the 'vid did for him.

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« Reply #267 on: September 24, 2020, 01:46:48 PM »
Controversial ex-Aussie batsman Dean Jones out at 59

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« Reply #268 on: September 24, 2020, 02:30:56 PM »
Dem Bones

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« Reply #269 on: September 24, 2020, 03:38:27 PM »
Jackie Stallone

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