Author Topic: Celebrity Death List 2020  (Read 25149 times)

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2019, 12:45:31 PM »
Ian Duncan Smith
Boris Johnson
Ian Austin
John Woodcock
Liam Fox
Priti Patel
Jacob Rees-Mogg
The one who looks like Peter Griffin fuck I remembered his name it's Mark Francois
Jordan Peterson
That cunt who does the Youtube videos in front of the map in his mum's basement
The unfunny Scots cunt who shouted "gas the Jews" at his dug
Prince Philip
Prince George
Annunziata Rees-Mogg
Jim Davidson
Graham Linehan

chance'd be a fine thing eh
Is this your death wish list?

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2019, 02:23:08 PM »
I'd only just made my list up (as above), and then just got told about Neil Innes

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/dec/30/neil-innes-the-rutles-monty-python-dies

Gutted, just now.

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2019, 03:56:27 PM »
Apropos of the death of a Neil just announced, I have got to thinking that Neil Kinnock might now be approaching the age of departing the earthbound graveyard of political hopes for the one in the sky.

Alberon

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2019, 07:01:57 PM »
I've had this list since 2016 and finally, finally, one of them carked it this year.

Kim Jong Un
Nichelle Nichols
Eddie Large
Clive James
Shane MacGowan
Victoria Derbeyshire
Queen Elizabeth II
David Icke
Jimmy Tarbuck
Stuart Hall

So following the established rules I've replaced a Clive with a Clive. My new one is Clive Anderson.

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2019, 09:09:55 PM »
I think that no famous people will die in 2020 at all, even the ones that have been told this year that they definitely will by a doctor. Just a weird slim statistical inevitability that we happen to live through.

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2020, 12:12:46 AM »
Prince Phil
Dustin Hoffman
Aung Song Sung Xi
Donald Trump
Mike Gapes
Murray Walker
David Jason
Ray Mears
Kirk Douglas
Boy George

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2020, 09:57:52 AM »
Clint's a funny one, his contribution to film is phenomenal but isnt he a bit of a right wing libertarian knob?

Even beyond his politics, what he did to Sondra Locke is fucking dreadful.

Still love his films though.

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2020, 10:02:44 AM »
Prince Phillip
Dick van Dyke
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Rolf Harris
Mel Brooks
The Whispering Attenborough

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2020, 11:10:15 AM »
Prince Phillip
Dick van Dyke
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Rolf Harris
Mel Brooks
The Whispering Attenborough


^ those are all good calls. I reckon just Rolf Harris ( and possibly The Cunt Of Edinburgh) will see the year through out of that lot.

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #39 on: January 02, 2020, 09:52:55 PM »
Going for a theme this year.

Mark Eden
Derren Nesbitt
Christopher Benjamin
Rachel Herbert
Peter Bowles
Earl Cameron
John Castle
Wanda Ventham
Justine Lord
Denise Buckley




Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #40 on: January 02, 2020, 10:05:38 PM »
Joni Mitchell
Barbara Windsor
Vanessa Redgrave
Alan McGee

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #41 on: January 02, 2020, 10:57:44 PM »
Is this like Ticket to Ride, you get a point for every successful cark but minus one for each survivor?

Bennett Brauer

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #42 on: January 02, 2020, 11:10:34 PM »
Prince Phillip
Dick van Dyke
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Rolf Harris
Mel Brooks
The Whispering Attenborough

^ those are all good calls really obvious old bastards. Haven't you seen the state of Rod Liddle lately?

FTFY.

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #43 on: January 03, 2020, 12:56:18 AM »
I was going to list child actors and teen pop stars but somehow that felt like it was in even worse taste

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #44 on: January 03, 2020, 12:19:00 PM »
91 of my list from 2015 are still going, so I'll play them again:

Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Charles, Prince of Wales
Anne, Princess Royal
Prince Edward, Duke of Kent
Prince Michael of Kent
Princess Michael of Kent
Princess Alexandra, The Honourable Lady Ogilvy
Antony Armstrong-Jones, 1st Earl of Snowdon
Jack Whitehall

and one more:

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

1 the one who isn't died in the 4% of the year not included in this game

Nothing changed on this front, so round we go again.

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2020, 12:21:14 PM »
Everyone

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2020, 12:42:31 PM »
Nichelle Nichols
Tom Baker
Prince Phillip
Rolf Harris
Britney Spears
Keith Richards
Norman Tebbit
Cleo Rocos
David Attenborough
Andrew Robinson

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2020, 12:47:45 PM »
Stirling Moss
Des O'Connor
Brian Blessed
Lionel Blair
Bernard Cribbins

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #48 on: January 03, 2020, 02:11:49 PM »
I totally forgot about Michael Schumacher. But if he's been going this long, he must be very stable. Unless there's a power cut.

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #49 on: January 03, 2020, 05:19:12 PM »
Genesis P-Orridge seems like a near certainty

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #50 on: January 03, 2020, 05:40:40 PM »
'Prince' George
Boy George
Britney Spears
Paul McCartney
Bobby Gillespie
Billie Eilish
Greta Thunberg
Millie Bobby Brown
Bobby Brown
R Kelly

massive bereavement

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2020, 08:28:49 PM »
Booby (John McCririck's wife)
Ray Johnson (Elton John lookalike who appeared on HIGNFY)
The honey monster
Dig Wayne (lead singer with JoBoxers)
Piano man (that foreign guy who was found wandering around on a beach about 10 years ago and couldn't speak any English but could play like a classically trained genius).
All of the surviving Nolan sisters in some sort of transport accident that also involves Jeff Beck.
The guy who used to present "John Craven's Newsround" circa 1980 when John wasn't available.
Nicholas Bond-Owen (Tristan in George and Mildred).
Jimmy "The Whirlwind" White (linked to climate change)
Kirk Douglas (suicide by cop)







Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #52 on: January 03, 2020, 08:31:55 PM »
For the fourth year running, here's my list of immortal bastards.

Richard O'Sullivan
Tim Brook Taylor
Little Richard
Sean Connery
Christopher Lloyd
Betty White
Lindsay Lohan
Ringo Starr
The Queen
Prince Phillip

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #53 on: January 03, 2020, 08:40:49 PM »
Clive Grope
Jonathan Clump
Morchenda Wheatcake
Allan Bloats
Francis MacFlannell
Jemima Horsebox
Horace T. Anus

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #54 on: January 04, 2020, 01:41:19 AM »
Carla Mendonca
Asgair Trausti  Einarsson
Brains From The 1980s Weetabix Skinhead Gang
The Bloke Who Used To Sing For Bogshed
Sheriff " Marsh" Mellow
Olga Alberti
Ethan Suplee
Bernard Cribbins
Chloris Leachman
The Original Sugababes Line Up



Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #55 on: January 04, 2020, 06:35:42 AM »
Vic Reeves and Bryan Ferry

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #56 on: January 04, 2020, 07:55:59 AM »
I had to Google this, but can confirm that the bloke who used to sing for Bogshed * did* die, way back in 2006. Must have read about that at the time, then forgot all about it. So, I'd like to replace him with the bloke who used to play bass in The Shrubs.

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Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #57 on: January 04, 2020, 08:27:57 AM »
Derek Acorah

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #58 on: January 04, 2020, 09:48:37 AM »
RIP Sam (?-?).

Re: Celebrity Death List 2020
« Reply #59 on: January 04, 2020, 09:49:45 AM »
I had to Google this, but can confirm that the bloke who used to sing for Bogshed * did* die, way back in 2006. Must have read about that at the time, then forgot all about it. So, I'd like to replace him with the bloke who used to play bass in The Shrubs.

Aw, I didn't know that. RIPanties please!

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