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Celebrity Death List 2020

Started by Ian Drunken Smurf, December 29, 2019, 05:25:23 PM

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Quote from: idunnosomename on December 29, 2019, 11:59:41 PM
Ian Duncan Smith
Boris Johnson
Ian Austin
John Woodcock
Liam Fox
Priti Patel
Jacob Rees-Mogg
The one who looks like Peter Griffin fuck I remembered his name it's Mark Francois
Jordan Peterson
That cunt who does the Youtube videos in front of the map in his mum's basement
The unfunny Scots cunt who shouted "gas the Jews" at his dug
Prince Philip
Prince George
Annunziata Rees-Mogg
Jim Davidson
Graham Linehan

chance'd be a fine thing eh
Is this your death wish list?

Attila

I'd only just made my list up (as above), and then just got told about Neil Innes

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/dec/30/neil-innes-the-rutles-monty-python-dies

Gutted, just now.

Apropos of the death of a Neil just announced, I have got to thinking that Neil Kinnock might now be approaching the age of departing the earthbound graveyard of political hopes for the one in the sky.

Alberon

I've had this list since 2016 and finally, finally, one of them carked it this year.

Kim Jong Un
Nichelle Nichols
Eddie Large
Clive James
Shane MacGowan
Victoria Derbeyshire
Queen Elizabeth II
David Icke
Jimmy Tarbuck
Stuart Hall

So following the established rules I've replaced a Clive with a Clive. My new one is Clive Anderson.

I think that no famous people will die in 2020 at all, even the ones that have been told this year that they definitely will by a doctor. Just a weird slim statistical inevitability that we happen to live through.

hamfist

Prince Phil
Dustin Hoffman
Aung Song Sung Xi
Donald Trump
Mike Gapes
Murray Walker
David Jason
Ray Mears
Kirk Douglas
Boy George

Quote from: bgmnts on December 30, 2019, 11:54:15 AM
Clint's a funny one, his contribution to film is phenomenal but isnt he a bit of a right wing libertarian knob?

Even beyond his politics, what he did to Sondra Locke is fucking dreadful.

Still love his films though.

Prince Phillip
Dick van Dyke
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Rolf Harris
Mel Brooks
The Whispering Attenborough

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: TheBrownBottle on January 01, 2020, 10:02:44 AM
Prince Phillip
Dick van Dyke
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Rolf Harris
Mel Brooks
The Whispering Attenborough


^ those are all good calls. I reckon just Rolf Harris ( and possibly The Cunt Of Edinburgh) will see the year through out of that lot.

NurseNugent

Going for a theme this year.

Mark Eden
Derren Nesbitt
Christopher Benjamin
Rachel Herbert
Peter Bowles
Earl Cameron
John Castle
Wanda Ventham
Justine Lord
Denise Buckley




poodlefaker

Joni Mitchell
Barbara Windsor
Vanessa Redgrave
Alan McGee

falafel

Is this like Ticket to Ride, you get a point for every successful cark but minus one for each survivor?

Bennett Brauer

Quote from: TheBrownBottle on January 01, 2020, 10:02:44 AM
Prince Phillip
Dick van Dyke
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Rolf Harris
Mel Brooks
The Whispering Attenborough

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on January 01, 2020, 11:10:15 AM
^ those are all good calls really obvious old bastards. Haven't you seen the state of Rod Liddle lately?

FTFY.

I was going to list child actors and teen pop stars but somehow that felt like it was in even worse taste

Old Thrashbarg

Quote from: Old Thrashbarg on January 04, 2019, 11:27:58 AM
91 of my list from 2015 are still going, so I'll play them again:

Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Charles, Prince of Wales
Anne, Princess Royal
Prince Edward, Duke of Kent
Prince Michael of Kent
Princess Michael of Kent
Princess Alexandra, The Honourable Lady Ogilvy
Antony Armstrong-Jones, 1st Earl of Snowdon
Jack Whitehall

and one more:

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

1 the one who isn't died in the 4% of the year not included in this game

Nothing changed on this front, so round we go again.


Camp Tramp

Nichelle Nichols
Tom Baker
Prince Phillip
Rolf Harris
Britney Spears
Keith Richards
Norman Tebbit
Cleo Rocos
David Attenborough
Andrew Robinson

Stirling Moss
Des O'Connor
Brian Blessed
Lionel Blair
Bernard Cribbins

I totally forgot about Michael Schumacher. But if he's been going this long, he must be very stable. Unless there's a power cut.

spaghetamine

Genesis P-Orridge seems like a near certainty

earl_sleek

'Prince' George
Boy George
Britney Spears
Paul McCartney
Bobby Gillespie
Billie Eilish
Greta Thunberg
Millie Bobby Brown
Bobby Brown
R Kelly

massive bereavement

Booby (John McCririck's wife)
Ray Johnson (Elton John lookalike who appeared on HIGNFY)
The honey monster
Dig Wayne (lead singer with JoBoxers)
Piano man (that foreign guy who was found wandering around on a beach about 10 years ago and couldn't speak any English but could play like a classically trained genius).
All of the surviving Nolan sisters in some sort of transport accident that also involves Jeff Beck.
The guy who used to present "John Craven's Newsround" circa 1980 when John wasn't available.
Nicholas Bond-Owen (Tristan in George and Mildred).
Jimmy "The Whirlwind" White (linked to climate change)
Kirk Douglas (suicide by cop)







Gulftastic

For the fourth year running, here's my list of immortal bastards.

Richard O'Sullivan
Tim Brook Taylor
Little Richard
Sean Connery
Christopher Lloyd
Betty White
Lindsay Lohan
Ringo Starr
The Queen
Prince Phillip

idunnosomename

Clive Grope
Jonathan Clump
Morchenda Wheatcake
Allan Bloats
Francis MacFlannell
Jemima Horsebox
Horace T. Anus

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Carla Mendonca
Asgair Trausti  Einarsson
Brains From The 1980s Weetabix Skinhead Gang
The Bloke Who Used To Sing For Bogshed
Sheriff " Marsh" Mellow
Olga Alberti
Ethan Suplee
Bernard Cribbins
Chloris Leachman
The Original Sugababes Line Up




Lisa Jesusandmarychain

I had to Google this, but can confirm that the bloke who used to sing for Bogshed * did* die, way back in 2006. Must have read about that at the time, then forgot all about it. So, I'd like to replace him with the bloke who used to play bass in The Shrubs.

Lordofthefiles


George White


jobotic

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on January 04, 2020, 07:55:59 AM
I had to Google this, but can confirm that the bloke who used to sing for Bogshed * did* die, way back in 2006. Must have read about that at the time, then forgot all about it. So, I'd like to replace him with the bloke who used to play bass in The Shrubs.

Aw, I didn't know that. RIPanties please!