Do your genitals speak with your own voice or someone else’s?

[Replies From View]

For a while I thought my penis had someone else's voice but over the years I've realised it is probably my voice, but an older version.  As a child my penis had a deep voice, which I think was most likely my own future voice that I didn't recognise because my own voice hadn't broken yet.  Following this my penis developed a weaker and more croaky voice which I'm quite certain is how I'm going to sound as an old man.

Interesting, isn't it.  Having a lens on my own future voice like this.  How about you?

[bgmnts]

Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger on helium.

[DrGreggles]

[Replies From View]

Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger on helium.

Do you suppose that is how your own voice will sound in the future?

[popcorn]

I am fairly sure my penis speaks with Replies From View's voice. In fact I am fairly sure that everything Replies From View says also is said by my penis.

[Pinball]

This is silly. Everyone knows that penises and vaginas don't have vocal cords. And even if they did, no-one would take them seriously.

[Glebe]

Mind tend to speak in a strange, ethereal croak, like the late Brian Walden whispering through a broken klaxon on a mountain.

[Pink Gregory]

Sort of my voice but wheezy and sickly, very productive sounding cough, too.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Mine coos like a pigeon. It usually means it wants feeding, or to warn me of imminent danger. I think it's somebody else's pigeon as well, not my own.

[Replies From View]

This is silly. Everyone knows that penises and vaginas don't have vocal cords. And even if they did, no-one would take them seriously.

Maybe you should go to the doctor and say that your genitals lack the vocal cords that everyone else's have.

[idunnosomename]

Depends what position the foreskin is in

[Replies From View]

Depends what position the foreskin is in

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[idunnosomename]

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ouch

[Replies From View]

ouch

Now elaborate

[idunnosomename]

Well,

[Replies From View]

Hello you seemed to stop talking there