Can’t you make more productive use of your anus?!

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Back when we were kids you never stopped hearing about the miraculous new ways that farm workers had to keep utilising their anuses like secateurs, continually pinching off lengths of hay and wheat and so on to keep their farming output ticking over.

Nowadays you get nothing but gobby backchat when you politely ask the youth of today to start making themselves useful by snipping plant material off by the yard using only their bare anus.


What a useless ballsack of an era this is we live in.

[Glebe]

I can't, no.

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I can't, no.

At least try.  You won't know if you like it until you try.

[popcorn]

You haven't seen the half of what my anus is capable of.

Believe you me, my anus is only just getting started.

[Cerys]

BIONIC

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You haven't seen the half of what my anus is capable of.

Believe you me, my anus is only just getting started.

But you are resting on your laurels.  Having potential is nothing if you squander it.