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Football 2020 - Rooney returns

Started by king_tubby, January 01, 2020, 10:33:26 PM

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El Unicornio, mang

That knobhead keeper trying to stop them running the ball back. Looking forward to their inevitable shafting.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


EOLAN

Quote from: BlodwynPig on August 04, 2020, 10:05:32 PM
christ, just what you need, Fulham and West From "lighting up" the "best" league in the world

We can't expect Aston Villa, Newcastle United and West Ham to do it all by themselves.

EOLAN

Quote from: DrGreggles on August 04, 2020, 09:58:26 PM
Well, that goalkeeper's comedy dive makes up for preceding 105 minutes of dog shit!

That was hilarious. Think the Brentford specialist set-piece coach may be in a for a difficult meeting in the morning. All of the Bees ones were extremely crap as well; besides the defensive howler.


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Tossers, none of them will earn in a year what Aubameyang will be offered per week.

chveik

they could just send Ozil to China or the MLS and still have plenty of money left to pay their employees and buy another hugely overrated player like Willian.

a capitalist cunts being capitalist cunts shocker I guess

monkfromhavana

Balotelli's representatives in talks with Coventry.

Yeah, OK, I'm sure that's going to happen.

JamesTC

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on August 05, 2020, 04:16:29 PM
Tossers, none of them will earn in a year what Aubameyang will be offered per week.

The whole team took a 12.5% paycut under the thinking that there would be no job cuts. Apparently they are furious about this announcement.

Fr.Bigley

Quote from: JamesTC on August 06, 2020, 11:31:59 AM
The whole team took a 12.5% paycut under the thinking that there would be no job cuts. Apparently they are furious about this announcement.

The entire Leeds squad unanimously decided to take a pay cut to keep all staff paid during lock down. 5k pay a week MAX. Arsenal is garbage for doing what they did.   

Shoulders?-Stomach!

'Learned a lot about my team today'
'We know we're a work in progress'
'Excited about the direction the team is heading'

Out, that's where. Bye Gerrard mate

Shoulders?-Stomach!


DrGreggles

2 Champions League games tonight, both kicking off at 8pm.
Any reason why UEFA haven't staggered them? Surely the cunts would want to maximise exposure of their 'product' to their 'customers'.

holyzombiejesus

Robbie Williams 'helped' to design the new Vale strip. It's horrible.


chveik

allez, I want to see Ronalado cry like a little bitch

DrGreggles

Quote from: holyzombiejesus on August 07, 2020, 07:59:58 PM
Robbie Williams 'helped' to design the new Vale strip. It's horrible.



It's like Croatia's compared to the one Juve are wearing tonight.

El Unicornio, mang

Real Madrid's kit is giving me a headache

Chedney Honks

Hazard reminds me of myself as a player. Greatest touch, some flash goals, flatters to deceive. In fairness, I did win the Oxford University 6-a-side competition as top scorer and he's got the odd Cup but a generally astute observation.

chveik

UEFA's corruption already showing its ugly little face

imitationleather

Quote from: holyzombiejesus on August 07, 2020, 07:59:58 PM
Robbie Williams 'helped' to design the new Vale strip. It's horrible.



Looks like a French rugby shirt.

Inspector Norse

Quote from: chveik on August 07, 2020, 08:44:10 PM
UEFA's corruption already showing its ugly little face

You referring to the Juventus "penalty"?

I just saw that in the half-time highlights and that is a fucking joke.

DrGreggles

Bread Hands in goal for Lyon too.

DrGreggles

*Juve send Aaron Ramsey on as a sub*
Everyone watching: "Oh yeah, I remember now."

BlodwynPig

Quote from: chveik on August 07, 2020, 08:44:10 PM
UEFA's corruption already showing its ugly little face

ugh, tentatively entered here and saw that, heart sinks. Ronaldo to win with his hat-trick, Penno 90

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Inspector Norse on August 07, 2020, 09:01:22 PM
You referring to the Juventus "penalty"?

I just saw that in the half-time highlights and that is a fucking joke.

For Lyon to go through, it will be a disaster for UEFA, it won't happen

DrGreggles

Raphael Varane has had better days.

imitationleather

Quote from: BlodwynPig on August 07, 2020, 09:27:29 PM
For Lyon to go through, it will be a disaster for UEFA, it won't happen

Yep, one of those things that will never be allowed to happen by the shadowy powers. It'd be as unimaginable as Spurs getting to the final.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: imitationleather on August 07, 2020, 09:31:57 PM
Yep, one of those things that will never be allowed to happen by the shadowy powers. It'd be as unimaginable as Spurs getting to the final.

just wait, you'll see I am proved right

imitationleather

If Lyon don't get through it doesn't prove anything!

kalowski

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