Football 2020 - Rooney returns

[Emma Raducanu]

arse

[BlodwynPig]

JUST ONE WORD FOR ALL OF YOU


ALLEZ!!!

[Chollis]

really happy about this

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Just fucking end it all now, we've had our time here on Earth

End it all now

[Wonderful Butternut]

Eat shit Marquinhos. And Chupo fucking Moting? He's the guy who was too shit for Portsmouth but somehow finds himself PSG scoring in a CL quarter final? How the fuck does that happen?

I almost wouldn't mind P$G going through if they actually had a decent possibility of winning, but they'll probably get obliterated by City, Bayern, Athletico or even Barca, flawed as they are currently, in the semi-finals. So breaking Atalanta hearts at QF stage is completely pointless.

[Inspector Norse]

this Muriel guy is absolute shite, Atalanta went to pieces as soon as he came on.

[sevendaughters]

nothing in the world is good or can be.

[BlodwynPig]

Eat shit Marquinhos. And Chupo fucking Moting? He's the guy who was too shit for Portsmouth but somehow finds himself PSG scoring in a CL quarter final? How the fuck does that happen?

I almost wouldn't mind P$G going through if they actually had a decent possibility of winning, but they'll probably get obliterated by City, Bayern, Athletico or even Barca, flawed as they are currently, in the semi-finals. So breaking Atalanta hearts at QF stage is completely pointless.

PSG Lyon final

DOUBLE ALLEZ

[Inspector Norse]

Football is rubbish really, for every tiny little bit of enjoyment it gives you there are thousands of times when it just makes you ponder the futility of everything

[BlodwynPig]

*paulie tears emoji*

[Chollis]

liquidate Atalanta now then. pointless club

[chveik]

PSG Lyon final

DOUBLE ALLEZ

yep!

so happy for Choupo

if only Atalanta had played like before but here they just looked like a boring generic italian team most of the time

[BlodwynPig]

liquidate Atalanta now then. pointless club

The Wigan of Italian football now. Your boys flew too close to the sun.

[sevendaughters]

The Wigan of Italian football now. Your boys flew too close to the sun.

to be fair to Wigan we actually reached the sun.

[BlodwynPig]

to be fair to Wigan we actually reached the sun.

oh yes. sorry.

The Millwall of Italian Football.

[chveik]

nice.

eat shit Simeone

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Yep, increasingly grim football, almost as though he inherited lots of flair players who have since left.

[Inspector Norse]

Really hoping some journalist asks Willian how he can sleep at night knowing 55 people lost their jobs just so he could get a raise on his six-figure weekly salary

[El Unicornio, mang]

Really hoping some journalist asks Willian how he can sleep at night knowing 55 people lost their jobs just so he could get a raise on his six-figure weekly salary

Probably has a super comfy bed with all that money

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Really hoping some journalist asks Willian how he can sleep at night knowing 55 people lost their jobs just so he could get a raise on his six-figure weekly salary

Probably needs to be directing that question at the club.

[Inspector Norse]

Probably needs to be directing that question at the club.

True, but they will have negotiated the contract with the player and his agent.

Actually this is Arsenal so they could well just have blurted a figure down the phone at him.

[DrGreggles]

That's a bloody nice goal for BM.

[DrGreggles]

And a classic OG to equalise.
1-1 inside 7 mins. Off to a flyer!

[Inspector Norse]

Man City (though they have Lyon to get past first) will be looking at these two defences and spunking their pants

[DrGreggles]

To be fair to Bayern, they seem to have adopted an almost Keeganesque approach to football since the restart.

2-1!

[BlodwynPig]

That's a bloody nice goal for BM.

Brian Messi?

[DrGreggles]

3-1!

[Inspector Norse]

Imagine you're Messi stood on the halfway line watching this going on

[DrGreggles]

WE WANT 10! WE WANT 10!

[chveik]

kin hell lads!