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Famous Mortimer

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Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #90 on: January 27, 2020, 10:52:50 PM »
I watched this last night and mildly enjoyed it as someone who used to listen to about 4 Smodcast podcasts each week. The first 15 minutes were like an endurance test but it got better when Earl (and then Matt Damon) turned up. It all fell to pieces at the Comic-Con and then dragged itself over the finish line. It felt a little bit like what Smith said Clerks 3 would be (from what I can remember).

Jeff Anderson was noticeable by his absence.
Just remembered where you got your username from, so that is even more damning.

Ham Bap

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Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #91 on: January 30, 2020, 12:42:32 AM »
How do you know you’re really talking to Kevin Smith?
He’ll remind you within 5 seconds that he smokes joints now.

https://twitter.com/latenightseth/status/1222630496070459396?s=21

Jim Bob

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Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #92 on: January 30, 2020, 12:52:00 AM »
How do you know you’re really talking to Kevin Smith?
He’ll remind you within 5 seconds that he smokes joints now.

https://twitter.com/latenightseth/status/1222630496070459396?s=21

I used to allow weed to represent my personality and did things like wear T-shirts with pictures of cannabis leaves on them, when I was 18.  Kevin Smith is almost 50.  50!

Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #93 on: January 30, 2020, 01:13:27 AM »
well it's legal now and it helps his joint pain

Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #94 on: January 30, 2020, 01:52:23 AM »
How do you know you’re really talking to Kevin Smith?
He’ll remind you within 5 seconds that he smokes joints now.

https://twitter.com/latenightseth/status/1222630496070459396?s=21

Reminds me of that Doug Benson cunt. I saw about 15 minutes of one of his Netflix things, and he seems to think that the fact that he smokes the skunkweed is enough. He doesn't have to be interesting, or talented, or funny, or anything else at all, he smokes weed y'all. Just reminds me of the sort of bores I'd hang around with when I was smoking rather a lot of it in my teens and twenties. Doug Benson is almost 60.  60!

Jim Bob

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Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #95 on: January 30, 2020, 03:31:28 AM »
well it's legal now and it helps his joint pain

Aye, that’s grand.  I’m not suggesting that he shouldn’t smoke weed.  I’m 37 and I still smoke a couple of times a week.  My point is that Kevin Smith is a drug bore.  It’s all he ever talks about, as though it’s somehow incredibly interesting that he smokes weed.  It’s the attitude towards weed that a lot of teenagers have.  The whole weed culture thing.  It’s unbecoming for a 50 year old to be incessantly harping on about his favoured vice, just as it is for him to be wearing jhorts and a backwards baseball cap.

Ham Bap

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Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #96 on: January 30, 2020, 04:44:59 PM »
No doubt in Clerks 3 Randal and Dante will be running a weed shop.
I mean.. https://www.instagram.com/p/B24gCSQgjGx/?igshid=1jmzkxv9tke9q

Famous Mortimer

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Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #97 on: January 30, 2020, 05:48:51 PM »
Doug Benson is almost 60.  60!
Fuck me, you're right and all

Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #98 on: January 30, 2020, 10:24:23 PM »
watched this and no exaggeration this might be the least I have enjoyed a film. I distinguish that from 'worst film ever' because there are more inept and objectionable films, though it is inept and objectionable. my brain was crashing like Windows 95 trying to open a pdf of the Chilcot Report.

Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #99 on: January 30, 2020, 10:51:13 PM »
Aye, that’s grand.  I’m not suggesting that he shouldn’t smoke weed.  I’m 37 and I still smoke a couple of times a week.  My point is that Kevin Smith is a drug bore.  It’s all he ever talks about, as though it’s somehow incredibly interesting that he smokes weed.  It’s the attitude towards weed that a lot of teenagers have.  The whole weed culture thing.  It’s unbecoming for a 50 year old to be incessantly harping on about his favoured vice, just as it is for him to be wearing jhorts and a backwards baseball cap.
oh i know people going on about weed as counter culture are the worst, even more so now. but i was making an old joke. because haha manchild is 50 this year

Re: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
« Reply #100 on: January 31, 2020, 12:36:42 AM »
No doubt in Clerks 3 Randal and Dante will be running a weed shop.
I mean.. https://www.instagram.com/p/B24gCSQgjGx/?igshid=1jmzkxv9tke9q

What's going on with Jay's teeth? I'm aware of his drug abuse history which affected his teeth, but he looks like he's got fangs in. It's like he's got dentures in but they're pushed too far up against his palate, so only little bits of his upper teeth are exposed.

I'm obsessed with celebrity teeth now. Damn you Cowell.

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