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Terrible album covers thread Part 2

Started by chveik, January 04, 2020, 08:10:16 PM

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idunnosomename

the kdrummer is wearing a kbum bag!!!

Sherman Krank

#121
Quote from: alan nagsworth on April 03, 2020, 01:30:29 PM

"Good afternoon lads, I've called you into the office about your new album... what's is it called again?... ah yes, no rest for the wicked."
"Now I've been informed that you had your hearts set on the cover being a... 'hot leather clad vampire chick emerging from a coffin'... but the thing is that earlier this week my dear old friend Keith Richards popped into the office and we ended up going to lunch."
"I don't really remember much about what happened after that but apparently at some point I promised Alan and Marge in accounts that if they got the quarterlies in before friday they could be on the cover of the next album we released."
"As I'm sure you're aware it's now thursday and here are the quarterlies on my desk."
"Yes yes I understand it's not ideal but I'm afraid a promise is a promise so we'll just have to make the best of it."
"Maybe we can stick horns on them or something."

holyzombiejesus



QuoteCar Seat Headrest
Making A Door Less Open


Making A Door Less Open is a convoluted way of saying "Close the door".

They should make it less far away from the bin.

Egyptian Feast


spaghetamine


Head Gardener



PlanktonSideburns


Petey Pate

Quote from: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on May 16, 2020, 11:22:53 AM


Blimey, that is some incompetent design work. Here's another Jim Davidson single cover that's just as bad.


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

#129
Jim Davidson actually released quite a few singles back in the day, including a cover of " White Christmas". I wonder if a certain one of his distinctively- voiced friends make a guest appearance on it? I don't know, and am not going to make any effort to find out. I think it's jolly good of us all at CaB to even acknowledge the existence of Jim Davidson.

Rich Uncle Skeleton


Tombola

This Darkness album cover makes me feel a bit sick.



Egyptian Feast

Crikey, that's hideous. Nightmare inducing.

*sees Darkness sleeve in next post*

Christ, that's even worse.

Hey, Punk!

Quote from: Tombola on May 22, 2020, 08:22:42 AM
This Darkness album cover makes me feel a bit sick.



Patchy beard hair is unpleasant to look at.

Head Gardener


kngen

Well, if you're going to traduce the artwork of John Heartfield, you might as well do it in the shittiest, 1990s-computer-game-visual way possible.

Brundle-Fly


Head Gardener

^^^^^
better than the Lady Gaga cover

H-O-W-L

Quote from: Head Gardener on May 12, 2020, 03:03:21 PM


No, sorry, that's pretty alright. The typography sort of sucks but the photo that serves as the cover itself is pretty fucking nice.

kalowski

Quote from: Butchers Blind on May 03, 2020, 08:56:23 PM
I get the 'country' part and the 'knights' part but where is the 'hot' part?
Have you ever worn armour? Fucking sweltering.

Crabwalk

I am torn on this one. It's horrible but I sort of love it.


Egyptian Feast

Incredible. It is awful in every respect, but his expression is perfect.

El Unicornio, mang

Quote from: Head Gardener on May 28, 2020, 05:23:40 PM


I like that one

I was going through some old CDs and found this one which I bought back in the day purely for the one song



also this cover which looks like they've taken pics of them sitting on the bog and pasted them on a couple of cars


I fucking hate smooth jazz as a genre but I think I hate The Rippingtons' album covers even more than I hate the music:




phantom_power

It's like covers for the shittest ZX81 games ever

alan nagsworth

That, my friend, is a cat who FUCKS.


NattyDread 2

Just discovered this masterwork. What a stoater.


BlodwynPig