SHERIFF JOHN BUNNELL COMMENTATING ON THINGS THAT AREN'T POLICE CHASES

[Sebastian Cobb]

Hi I'm Sheriff John Bunnell. In the next 60 minutes you will witness some of the world's food critics and world's wildest amateur chefs. That's right It's MASTERCHEF.

This low-life spud-basher thought he could mess with seasoned professional critic John Torode, but Torode had other ideas. Torode executes a perfect dour grimace, and sends this renegade back where he belongs, THE HARVESTER.

When these three cooks split up to evade the judges they weren't expecting a gift from the Wallace. But they got one alright! They each received one-way tickets to the local HARVESTER.

It's like looking for a 350 farenheit souffle in an oven haystack!

But for this crazy cook, it's a case of out of the frying pan... and into THE HARVESTER!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Nice. Needs more alliteration though.

[the]

     


Production name: One Man And His Dog [John Bunnell pilot]
Production no. 3EF401


Hi, I'm Sheriff John Bunnell -- from THE POLICE FORCE IN AMERICA.

When these Border Collies spring into action, there's only one way these crooked sheep are going -

- STRAIGHT TO JAIL

[DrGreggles]

"Here's a guy who thought he'd be the talk of the town..."
*cuts to town cryer*
"He may think he's telling it like it is, but he hasn't realised that his methods of sharing the latest news have become unrequirednessly outdated..."
*cuts to a newspaper stand*
"Today's big story: tonight he'll be crying himself to sleep - IN THE LOCAL JAAAIIILLL!"

[Ferris]

Very good thread. Lot of potential here.

[the]

unrequirednessly

10/10

[the]

Hi, I'm Sheriff John Bunnell - a SHERIFF.

Y'know, there's only one way to stop your life being made a misery by the constant glare of the sun.

- A Nationwide sun awning, as endorsed by the American Police Force of AMERICA.

Because the controls are so simple, even Drummer can operate it...  STRAIGHT TO JAIL.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Come on Drummer, you've had your fun.