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Cleaning the lav

Started by popcorn, January 06, 2020, 05:57:12 PM

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popcorn

January 06, 2020, 05:57:12 PM
Someone's made an awfully big mess in there again. Who's going to deal with it this time? Not me again I can promise you.

Fishfinger

#1
January 06, 2020, 06:02:04 PM
Invent the Future. Be the Next. Introducing... GREY BIN BOT. It will shovel shit from your toilet and/or anus into a bag. #GBB

idunnosomename

#2
January 06, 2020, 06:05:22 PM
Rob Halford considers rewrite

Sebastian Cobb

#4
January 06, 2020, 06:13:50 PM
Might see if I can hose it off with the piss chisel before anything too strenuous.

Fishfinger

#5
January 06, 2020, 06:51:36 PM
I meant BROWN BIN BOT #BBB. Sorry if I helped to destroy the planet.

Glebe

#6
January 07, 2020, 05:24:48 AM
Been poking the brush down for half an hour, it's still not shifting!

seepage

#7
January 07, 2020, 09:00:37 AM
just paint over the top with Aldi suntan cream. Depending on the depth of the damage you might get another 5 or 6 goes before you have to replace the bowl.

pancreas

#8
January 07, 2020, 12:03:47 PM
It was Ferris. I saw him eating an entire 2kg terrine of chicken liver parfait.

Ferris

#9
January 07, 2020, 04:47:46 PM
You saw nothing if you know what's good for you. Be a shame if we all found out who clogged it last time.

38 boiled eggs. That's all I'm saying. Pray I don't say anymore, pancs.

canadagoose

#10
January 07, 2020, 04:50:42 PM
Gonna clean it witih some tomato ketchup and orange juice, who's with me?

Ferris

#11
January 07, 2020, 04:51:42 PM
Nobody. On your own there pal.

pancreas

#12
January 07, 2020, 04:55:00 PM
Quote from: canadagoose on January 07, 2020, 04:50:42 PM
Gonna clean it witih some tomato ketchup and orange juice, who's with me?

Why would you offer to do this unless you had clogged it up yourself following a meal of about 38 boiled eggs?

canadagoose

#13
January 07, 2020, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: pancreas on January 07, 2020, 04:55:00 PM
Why would you offer to do this unless you had clogged it up yourself following a meal of about 38 boiled eggs?
I can vouch for about 27 eggs but the rest of them is a mystery, I'm afraid.

Ferris

#14
January 07, 2020, 04:57:51 PM
Well there were 3 dozen and a couple spare when I left the room. I won't describe the scene I came back to, but I won't take the blame for it either.

pancreas

#15
January 07, 2020, 04:58:43 PM
Who leaves 38 boiled eggs in the bathroom?

Ferris

#16
January 07, 2020, 05:17:12 PM
Not me after last time. Honestly, you try and do something nice for people and they throw it back in your face shit it back in your lav.

Sebastian Cobb

#17
January 07, 2020, 07:45:40 PM
Toilets are like dreadlocks, you leave them long enough and they clean themselves.

Glebe

#18
January 07, 2020, 11:39:40 PM
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on January 07, 2020, 07:45:40 PMToilets are like dreadlocks, you leave them long enough and they clean themselves.


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