New Scorsese filum, “the Irishman”

[Ferris]

INT. PUB

Enter SEAMUS DE NIRO and AL O'PACINO with stick-on ginger beards

De Niro: thanks for the guinness. I hope Celtic beat Rangers
O'Pacino: careful now

[Replies From View]

Fin'Nimo:  you are looking mighty young today

Pa'Cino:  as are you you cunt

[greenman]

Watch our Marty, he's Irish!

[idunnosomename]

Bloimey this fillums feckin long

[idunnosomename]

Bloimey this fillums feckin long

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q) AH YE SCORTISH OR AHRISH

a) AH'M AHRISH AH THINK

q) ME TOO AH THINK HOOTS MON

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

"Do you know something, I call myself the Irishmans, but I don't think I could point out Ireland on a world map, so I couldn't"

[Ferris]

Joe MacPesci: not sure if I'm in this one

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MARV YOU BLUNDERING GREAT HORSENIP

[Glebe]

JOE PESCI: You're the only Irishman who has one of these mob boss rings, now.

DE NIRO: I'm of Irish decent, not really Irish. Not really Irish.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Bobby O'Niro does Riverdance all over Billy Batt's face. "Take that, you fecking feck".

[Ferris]

JOE PESCI: You're the only Irishman who has one of these mob boss rings, now.

DE NIRO: I'm of Irish decent, not really Irish. Not really Irish.

This is the first post to cross the line, for me. My heritage and third passport weeps.

[Replies From View]

p'anthro:  say l'iono i am ironing my face smooth to look way younger

l'iono:  me too p'anthro i am going for the uncanny valley effect if anything

[Glebe]

This is the first post to cross the line, for me. My heritage and third passport weeps.

Aw, sorry Ferris. People of Irish decent are pretty much Irish of course, I was just trying to be funny!

Having said that, I think you're just looking for sympathy as you are on trial at the moment for your feckless, frankly offensive behaviour in H.S. Art of late.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

You know what they put on French fries in Ireland instead of ketchup? Potatoes. I seen 'em do it man, they drown them in that shit.

[Ferris]

Aw, sorry Ferris. People of Irish decent are pretty much Irish of course, I was just trying to be funny!

Having said that, I think you're just looking for sympathy as you are on trial at the moment for your feckless, frankly offensive behaviour in H.S. Art of late.

Nice try, begorrah. I may or may not find this offensive, depending on content.

[Pingers]

Sniro: Ya big feckin eejit!

Alpacacino: I'm sorry, I don't have the slightest idea what you are saying, so I don't