Computer games they should have

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They could have a pac man that eats all the dots on the whole screen while ghosts come.

Maybe make a few films into computer games such as Jurassic Park, ET and Woody Allen's Sleeper.

_{^{A red plumber}} I don't know, like a tennis style game called Pong or something like this.

They could try having a red plumber maybe

Tomb Raider or something along those lines

A red plumber and he has to expend substantial physical energy jumping over stuff and on other stuff and if he gets the timing wrong it goes like "no you lost a life, go back into hardship" or what have you

Maybe a blue dog thing that collects holes

Red plumber


Tv shows like pink panther and rhubarb and custard



What else?

[Glebe]

Goose Goings-On! - In which you must get Goosey to hoard as many eggs as poss in the hatchery! But watch out! - Farmer Gumption's on your tail! 1-2 Players.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Soft child shakes trees for money

[PlanktonSideburns]

finally, after a frankly ludicrous and whimsical first post, some good ideas

how bout a game where you press a button, and people of various regional russian accents say the word 'hedgehog'?

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I've had an idea about a red plumber.  Give me a few days and I'll try fleshing it out.

[evilcommiedictator]

They should have one with a gun. Then they can make a sequel where there is more than one gun, then the finale where you can shoot the gun at another gun

[Captain Z]

They should have one where you have to commit what the Americanese refer to as grand theft auto. They could call it "Car Robber".

[NoSleep]

Have a game where you throw a dice: "Three!"

[Pingers]

One where you get to drone murder anyone you want because your penis looks upsetting and the Muslims fucked up your hair

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Have a game where you throw a dice: "Three!"

Would there be any other numbers on this "dice"?

[NoSleep]

It's a computer simulation of a dice so it doesn't really have any sides to count. Or numbers.

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It's a computer simulation of a dice so it doesn't really have any sides to count. Or numbers.

If truth be told I was kind of punching above my weight when I asked that question anyway because I don't actually know what numbers are.

[NoSleep]

Maybe have a series of games where you have to guess the number. You could number each game accordingly.

[Huxleys Babkins]

A dog eats snakes to poo out a rocket. Travels to the moon. More snakes.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Skeleton has to perform dances for a malevolent king to win back his wife's shins.

[Dex Sawash]

One where you pick up the controller and now it is tomorrow and you smell bad and haven't eaten.

[Ferris]

This might be worse than the "hats" thread I stopped myself from posting.

...nah this is pretty good actually

[popcorn]

Imagine if they made a computer game where you could do anything.

[Inspector Norse]

Imagine if they made a computer game where you could do anything.

Nah that's a real one, it's called Brian Lara Cricket 99

[NoSleep]

Imagine if they made a computer game where you could do anything.

Literally?

[Huxleys Babkins]

In one of the Grand Auto ones you could eat loads of cheeseburgers and get fat. But imagine a game where you could eat lots of cheeseburgers and get really ripped.

WELL IMAGINE NO LONGER THANKS TO JOE WICKS' LEAN IN 15: THE GAME!

[Head Gardener]

Half Life 3

[Pingers]

Celebrity Paedo Hunter, where you get to corner people like Nick Cohen in alleyways, pin them against a wall and go "WELL, DID YOU??"  You can collect paedo hunting kit like a Biro and John Leslie's address book.

[idunnosomename]

You just type stuff about poo and farts into a little box then press submit

[idunnosomename]

I mean post

[Huxleys Babkins]

Sonic the Hedgehog, but instead of running about he's just sat down, listlessly tossing rings onto his stinking erection.

[the]

White dot goes to the olympics

Blow Football '96

Haircut game

[NoSleep]

Microwave Simulator 2020

[the]

Wool Shop Manager

[ASFTSN]

Microwave Oven Simulator 2020