Computer games they should have

[touchingcloth]

Sim Shitty.

[Inspector Norse]

Because all the video games are about shooting people and are badly influencing the kids they should instead have games that teach the kisd what they will really be doing once they drop out of school aged 16.

Key Account Executive 2020

DIY Derby

Flight Price Comparison Simulator

Tomb Raider: Customs Declaration

McDonalds Lunch Rush

Sim Divorce

[Pingers]

Cocaine 2: Airline Pilot Stimulator

[Norton Canes]

Horace Stays In

[Huxleys Babkins]

Pokemon but all the trainers are suffering from chronically painful haemorrhoids. Every line of dialogue is a lament to the agony they suffer due to Germaloids and Anusol not existing in the Pokemon universe.

[jobotic]

HR Officer: 30 Day Consultation Period

HR Officer 3D: Grievance Procedure Update (draft)

[Famous Mortimer]

Paper Clip Bender

Can you bend a paper clip to make it perfectly straight? Just on a computer? Also, has an unnecessary amount of 80s style homophobia.

[chveik]

clowne rpg

[Kryton]

I'm gonna roll the dice here, but what about assorted shapes descending the screen that vanish if you can segment them into a horizontal line?
Shapes anyone?
Descending?
Rotating?
Segmenting into a horizontal line?

[popcorn]

I have actually got all these games round my brother's house.

[Ferris]

I have actually got all these games round my brother's house.

Yeah? Well my uncle designed 'em, mate.

[popcorn]

Ferris you idiot. We're brothers.

[Glebe]

Baskerville Pontoon. Now you can be Sherlock Holmes, playing pontoon against the dreaded Hound of the Baskervilles! From Code Masters, £1.49.

[Ferris]

Ferris you idiot. We're brothers.

Not since The Incident.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Leisure Suit Gary