xkcd: a webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math and language

[madhair60]

[madhair60]

[Huxleys Babkins]

STICK WOMAN: Whoopsie! I divided by zero!

STICK MAN IN HAT: That's because you're a waste of carbon and I'm really smart. I'll keep gaslighting you 'til you fuck me.

[New folder]

[the]

STICK MAN:   Punny reference to a slightly arcane concept, crowbarred into a joke format

STICK WOMAN:   This satisfies the conditions of 1) a joke, and 2) making me feel clever

MRS DOUBTFIRE:   HELLOOOO DEAR



^{Sorry went off-format a bit at the end}

[Sebastian Cobb]

Stick Woman: We're just Peter Kay for nerds aren't we?

Stick Man: Allium Sativum Bread?

[Huxleys Babkins]

STICK MAN: I need to make some changes to a copy of our source code before I go see Star Wars tonight.

STICK WOMAN: May the fork be with you!

STICK MAN IN HAT: I will rape and murder you.

[PlanktonSideburns]

brilliant

[Consignia]

REAL COMIC!

[Cuellar]

I love sarcasm!!! AND SICENCE

[Zetetic]

the sex appeal of lowered expectations (August 2008)

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

maths

[Ferris]

science

[idunnosomename]

fuck yeah

[kittens]

perhaps you don't get it mad hair 60. it is after all for very intelligent people who adore science and math and from what i can remember you are into video games. maybe when you read science book you'll understand.

[idunnosomename]

FUCK YEAH video games bitch. hell yeah. suck my dick. yeah go on. get down there. oh yeah