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horse job

Started by pancreas, January 11, 2020, 03:29:48 PM

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pancreas

Need a horse taken out—clean hit required. Can supply name of horse and rough google coordinates. No questions please, just let me know when you've done it and I'll leave the Fortnum & Mason hamper in a secure place.

BlodwynPig

Will you require a hearse?

pancreas

I said no questions. Will you do it or not?

Spoon of Ploff

Just let me know if it will fit that in the back of a volvo 440.

Small Man Big Horse

I can't help but take this thread personally.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

Anyone expressing any interest, I can get you a horse gun at short notice. I also have one with a silencer - it's called the Horse Whisperer.

Ferris

I'm in.

I'll be the trigger-man, just need an inside guy (for intel) and the getaway driver. Getaway driver MUST provide own transport (not a horse).

We'll split the hamper 3 ways so it's fair. Who's joining me?

Johnny Yesno


idunnosomename


PlanktonSideburns


Ferris

Fucks sake plankton mate, I claimed it but I'm still trying to put a crew together. You absolute melt.

PlanktonSideburns


popcorn

#12
Unrelated but has anyone seen my dog recently? Starting to get worried he might have got lost.


Ferris

Gizza go on the hamper at least