Quite ghastly breakfast cereals

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You know the kinds.


Latex Gourdes

Drummond's Mini Legends

Pippin Soaks

Adolf Dues

Harknmissum's Weak and Delicious Bite Glaziers

Restitude Poison Deliverers

Bellogg's Rusty Gulfs

Holland and Barrett's Melancholy Chauffeurs

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Frosted Sludgies

Crunchy Nut Flaps

Crusty Nuggets

Flan Flakes

Sheepabix

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They are just ghastly, aren't they.  So ghastly.

[idunnosomename]

Cunt Flakes

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So very ghastly.


And that range from the co-op, which I don't want to slag off but it is such a ghastly range:


Simon's Blunt Gayists

Lapgaining Sodulikes

Pudding Wafers and Liposuct

Vaseline Globules

Hartford Gapes

Mortuary Handmedowns

[Sebastian Cobb]

Scabs

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Ironed Foreskins on Granola Halves

Desiccated Lamb Pubis with Randy Newman

Felching Gormanghast

[Cold Meat Platter]

Labia Crisp
Desiccated Cock-or-Not Mewsli
Macerated Frosted Foetus

[Dewt]

Sod Crispies

[Shaky]

Rape Razors
Rape Razors with raisins
Tastes Of An Old Man
Necrotic Jelly
Deicide Followed By A Burst Of Laughter

[idunnosomename]

Poo Flakes
Shit Flakes
Willy Flakes
Bum Flakes
Wee Flakes

[the]

Uncle Ben's disastrous cereal launch


     

[DoesNotFollow]

Wizzy White Bitz

[Glebe]

Geese cereal.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Flake Flakes

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Stamped Neck Sinews

Cricked Salmon Joints

Tasty Wife Beaters

Ribboned Organs (with added sugar)

[Fishfinger]

Lice Krispies
Hard-boiled Smeg
Actual soldiers dipped into hot egg innards

[pancreas]

Scabs

They're actually okay with oat milk.

[Fishfinger]

They're actually okay with oat milk.

But mom it says 'ready to eat.'

[pancreas]

But mom it says 'ready to eat.'

I blame the parents. Anyway:

Weinerbix
Special Gay
Fart (you used to get it in Bellogg's variety pack)
Granola (particularly when you accidentally crunch down on your Gran's wedding ring)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Garrill's Bane
Stoma Specks
Vomitoxerwand (bet you can't eat 3!)
Shartingtons
Stobart's Dungeness
Dworkins
Shittin' Brix
Corn Pooves
Malted Molesters
Smarm Blocks
Beigies
Thatched Frumperts
Lee Mack's 'Cacks'
Meal
DOUBLE DRECK
Harm Flakes
Symposi-yums
Derby Coons
King of Grains: Ace Edition
Benjani Mwaruwari Endorsed Hogglepofcairns
Barf Saucers
Vicarage Vadge
Glasnost
Oblong Time
Rice Distrust
Mong Drops
Trapezoidal Torment

[Sebastian Cobb]

Winnetbix

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Phalanx Spheres

[pancreas]

Just noticed I spelt Wienerbix wrong.

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Nordic Hooves and Trenchfeet

Scraped Gusset Coagulation

Sugar-Induced Row Escalators

Budgens' Farted-in Sandwich Bags

[Dex Sawash]

Cheerios

[Ray Travez]

Uncle Phlebotomist's Slatty Wheezers

[idunnosomename]

Arse Bums
Poo Willies
Face Fucks
Dumb Cunts
Dick Wank
Twat
Balls
Ass
My fucking foot you goddamn little shit

[ZoyzaSorris]

Flakes

[Norton Canes]

Coco Plops
Weetadix
Race Krispies