Author Topic: Snooker 2020  (Read 31353 times)

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1080 on: September 03, 2020, 02:40:15 PM »
I'm still obsessed with Snooker 19, so another game would be curtains on the PhD.

In fairness, wouldn't they have licensing issues for the Hendry game seeing as all the players/tournaments/venues/World Snooker bollocks are on Snooker 19? Johnny O'Mulligan v Ron Piggins would be funny, though.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1081 on: September 03, 2020, 02:44:59 PM »
I think it was going to be a single player game where you could only play against Hendry, possibly with a career mode and a coaching mode but I remember it was going to include some classic hendry matches you could re-enact, all with Michaela Tabb as the ref.

Remember it was only going to be 50% of a complete game, marketed as This Is Snooker/This Is Pool in the UK, and This Is Pool/This Is Snooker in the US.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1082 on: September 03, 2020, 03:00:08 PM »
I'm still obsessed with Snooker 19, so another game would be curtains on the PhD.


I sank into two separate Football Managers and still got it done, I believe.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1083 on: September 03, 2020, 04:00:38 PM »
I sank into two separate Football Managers and still got it done, I believe.

Fair play! I specifically had to delete Football Manager when I started.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1084 on: September 16, 2020, 04:35:54 PM »
Just a heads up if you're jonesing for some baize action. The group rounds of the Championship League are being broadcast for free on the Matchroom Live website; you just have to sign up to access it (it didn't even ask me to confirm my email so I could have put fuckoffbarry@youcunt.com). I'm just watching Jimmy White get demolished by AIDS Murphy.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1085 on: September 16, 2020, 04:49:02 PM »
Just a heads up if you're jonesing for some baize action. The group rounds of the Championship League are being broadcast for free on the Matchroom Live website; you just have to sign up to access it (it didn't even ask me to confirm my email so I could have put fuckoffbarry@youcunt.com). I'm just watching Jimmy White get demolished by AIDS Murphy.
It's asking me to subscribe to a $1.99 a month package (may be to do with my location, mind).

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1086 on: September 16, 2020, 06:53:38 PM »
Just a heads up if you're jonesing for some baize action. The group rounds of the Championship League are being broadcast for free on the Matchroom Live website; you just have to sign up to access it (it didn't even ask me to confirm my email so I could have put fuckoffbarry@youcunt.com). I'm just watching Jimmy White get demolished by AIDS Murphy.

Wonderful thanks!

Oh, Dominic Dale in the commentary box....

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1087 on: September 21, 2020, 07:08:24 PM »
The European Masters has just kicked off in exotic continental Milton Keynes. Combing Strategies is playing some luxuriantly-coiffed child and I think the boy's dense blond locks may just put him off his stride.

Higgins vs Gould on the other table but I'm having me tea and don't want to lose my appetite.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1088 on: September 22, 2020, 08:21:40 PM »
Legend Gary Wilson and Daniel Wells have tested positive for the 'vid. They've had to pull out of the European Masters and self-isolate, along with the players who had been ledging it with them over the weekend:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/54249384

Get well soon, you coughin' cuemen.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1089 on: September 24, 2020, 09:09:03 PM »
Ronjo got a walkover to round 2 thanks to the 'vid. Now at 3-3 to Irish child Arron Hill. This kicked off at 7, I had assumed it would be over by now. Hoping for a good Cahilling here.

Get on Eurosport or Bazzavision please CaBbers, what else are you gonna do?

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1090 on: September 24, 2020, 10:13:42 PM »
YESSSSSSSS!

"Arron Hill. Remember the name."

Yes, Neil Foulds, I think I will. Classy AF.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1091 on: September 24, 2020, 10:31:37 PM »
In other second round news, Mark Williams was defeated by recent Q-school graduate and YouTube rapper Peter Devlin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/54284525:

https://youtu.be/Uom73cax5TM
https://youtu.be/InFY45H5bfw

Hmmmm. I guess they're both more woke than The Romford Rap.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1092 on: September 24, 2020, 10:46:35 PM »
In other second round news, Mark Williams was defeated by recent Q-school graduate and YouTube rapper Peter Devlin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/54284525:

https://youtu.be/Uom73cax5TM
https://youtu.be/InFY45H5bfw

Hmmmm. I guess they're both more woke than The Romford Rap.

at least it wasn't an Ebdon effort

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1093 on: September 25, 2020, 12:15:24 AM »
at least it wasn't an Ebdon effort


Bit Yacht Rock that. It's still better than Alex Higgins' efforts:

https://youtu.be/fSyXK0iVXN0

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1094 on: September 25, 2020, 04:59:23 PM »
Neil Foulds and Andy Goldstein now broadcasting live from their respective man caves. Jimmy White is Zooming in from his nice kitchen.

Gilbert vs McGill now. McGill has had the Bic out and now looks like Sean Dyche, complete with ginger DISC BEEEAAARD.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1095 on: September 25, 2020, 07:29:55 PM »
genuinely amazed no one has had a word with Devlin.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1096 on: September 25, 2020, 07:33:13 PM »
genuinely amazed no one has had a word with Devlin.

"YOU CAN'T EAT AT BURGER KING BRUV, DAT OFFENDS WIMMIN!"

Calling the journos who hounded Dominic Cummings hypocrites as well. He may be the Laurence Fox of the baize.

Ebdon may have retired but I suppose that Big Brexity meff Ali Carter could take him under his wing.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1097 on: September 25, 2020, 07:36:13 PM »
So far this tournament has been more fun than this year's World Championship, seriously. Get on it you fuckers.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1098 on: September 25, 2020, 08:48:15 PM »
genuinely amazed no one has had a word with Devlin.

Devlin playing Martin Gould now. Who knows, he may emerge a changed man. With a thousand-yard stare and more empathy for prostitutes.

Judd Trump has just dispatched Jackson Page. At least he won't need ID when he drowns his sorrows.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1099 on: September 26, 2020, 09:23:03 PM »
Martin Gould now murdering Judd Trump in the semis!

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1100 on: September 27, 2020, 02:44:26 PM »
Final on now!

The Molesta vs The Murderer.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1101 on: September 27, 2020, 09:51:34 PM »
DECIDER! When did Martin Gould get this good? Was it his new snooker spex or him feasting on the blood of his victims?

Will some of you effers watch this please?

Also if anyone is actually reading this a few tickets for next year's World Championship will be on sale tomorrow. See you there?

https://wst.tv/tickets/2021-betfred-world-snooker-championship/

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1102 on: October 06, 2020, 03:12:55 PM »
Bazza has the 'vid:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/54403443

Also Ronjo pulled out of the Championship League because players were required to isolate in groups of four and the last time he had to do this it really did his nut in. I can't say I blame him- imagine being cooped up with Shaun Murphy, John Higgins and Stuart Bingham. I'd be spraying air freshener and chugging Imodium.
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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1103 on: October 12, 2020, 03:23:34 PM »
English Open starts today. Lovely Ding playing Si Jiahui now.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1104 on: October 12, 2020, 07:27:45 PM »
Ronnie struggling against French child Brian Ochoiski but his nails are looking fabulous:



He's not just been getting bored in quarantine though, it's for a very good cause. Good on ya Ronjo:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ronnieo147/status/1315687682182385675

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1105 on: October 12, 2020, 11:32:22 PM »
"...in support of breast cancer."

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1106 on: October 13, 2020, 05:32:27 PM »
Milky Bob Robert Milkins trailing Shaun Murphy by one frame, but a big spider (a live arachnid, not a long piece of wood with a metal bit used to assist with awkward cueing) was spotted under the table and AIDS was freaking out while Milky was unfazed. Monika Sulkowska had to be summoned to humanely dispatch the critter from the arena:

https://mobile.twitter.com/WeAreWST/status/1316053411565981696

"It's my weakness I'm afraid". Yes AIDS, that and a bit of hot young Christian Union crumpet.
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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1107 on: October 13, 2020, 05:48:47 PM »
Decider! AIDS looking a bit jittery, he needs to keep his eyes on the table but can't stop watching the carpet...

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1108 on: October 13, 2020, 06:28:21 PM »
Assuming everyone has a price, how much do we think it would cost to ask Rob Walker to introduce him as AIDS Murphy? If I won the lottery it would be number one on my list.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #1109 on: October 13, 2020, 06:36:18 PM »
I want big pauses as well.

"..It's....AIDS....Murphy!"

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