Author Topic: Snooker 2020  (Read 9875 times)

Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #120 on: January 19, 2020, 10:14:28 PM »
I wonder what Ronnie's blood pressure is now.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #121 on: January 19, 2020, 10:19:09 PM »
Has there ever been a more disliked and dis-likeable snooker player than Ali Carter?

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #122 on: January 19, 2020, 10:21:08 PM »
Peter Ebdon?

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #123 on: January 19, 2020, 10:21:54 PM »
He manages to be even more charmless than Quinten “rape charge” Hann.

Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #124 on: January 19, 2020, 10:26:45 PM »
Peter Ebdon is Ali Carter's dad.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #125 on: January 19, 2020, 10:31:22 PM »
Stuart Bingham's dad is Cinnabon Gene.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #126 on: January 19, 2020, 10:37:01 PM »
Carter’s NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NUFFIN

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #127 on: January 19, 2020, 10:37:35 PM »
Carter's face is doing it for me.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #128 on: January 19, 2020, 10:38:22 PM »
Don't worry Carter, we're still leaving at the end of the month.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #129 on: January 19, 2020, 10:39:38 PM »
He could hardly bring himself to shake Bingham’s hand. Beautiful.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #130 on: January 19, 2020, 10:40:44 PM »
Second chance at life and he's shitter in this go around

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #131 on: January 19, 2020, 10:44:02 PM »
Gwooooon!

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #132 on: January 19, 2020, 10:47:28 PM »
Well that must have been some turnaround. It was unwatchable piss a few hours ago.

Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #133 on: January 19, 2020, 10:48:23 PM »
Nah, that was a cracking final. Especially as UKIP lost.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #134 on: January 19, 2020, 10:50:21 PM »
Nah, that was a cracking final. Especially as UKIP lost.

The bits i saw were awful. Only returned half way through that last frame to see Bingham approximating a decent snooker player

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #135 on: January 19, 2020, 10:54:24 PM »
I liked seeing Jimmy White emerge to stand next to Carter at the end. I bet they were comparing their hair transplants.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #136 on: January 20, 2020, 07:12:06 AM »
LOVE IT

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #137 on: January 30, 2020, 07:53:01 PM »
I had a dream last night that John Higgins died - it was so compelling that when I woke up I had to check to see if it had happened. I just want that on record in case it proves to be some sort of premonition and actually comes to pass.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #138 on: January 30, 2020, 08:42:03 PM »
Anyone watching the German Masters on Eurosport now? Luca Brecel and Judd Trump now tied at 2-2 in the battle of the non-regulation bow ties.

Judd has some bizarre balding bouffant going on- thickening spray at the front, but nothing to thicken at the back.

Brecel in a nice shirt and still looking badass bald. Watch and learn, Judd, watch and learn.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #139 on: January 30, 2020, 09:11:14 PM »
Amazing shot from Judd there, escaping a safety by swerving round the yellow- and getting the pot.

Cracking match this, more of you feckers need to go and get a b@rgain subscription to Eurosport.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #140 on: January 30, 2020, 09:13:50 PM »
I want those joggers to be fair.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #141 on: January 30, 2020, 09:17:36 PM »
Joggers? I know Mark Williams is on another table right now but even he isn't that dressed-down.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #142 on: January 30, 2020, 09:19:19 PM »
Fuck sake forgot to quote the post... him on the table putting the blue into the middle pocket in those amazing vibrant whateverthefuck they were.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #143 on: January 30, 2020, 09:38:39 PM »
I had a dream last night that John Higgins died - it was so compelling that when I woke up I had to check to see if it had happened. I just want that on record in case it proves to be some sort of premonition and actually comes to pass.

You are bang on, in the future John Higgins has died.

He trips over a mal-coveted pie.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #144 on: January 30, 2020, 09:40:03 PM »
Fuck sake forgot to quote the post... him on the table putting the blue into the middle pocket in those amazing vibrant whateverthefuck they were.

Alas, that specific design has sold out, but knock yourself out here and get a similar pair:

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They've got a sale on, some of the proceeds will go to cervical and testicular cancer charities AND you'll get a free bobble hat or umbrella!

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #145 on: January 30, 2020, 09:43:06 PM »
YES! Cheers. I'll now get to dress like Mark Williams, like i've always wanted.

Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #146 on: January 30, 2020, 11:15:30 PM »
Robbie Williams (no, not that one before you lot start with the Take That jokes) close to knocking John Higgins out (EDIT: OR IS HE...). Glorious stuff.

EDIT 2: YES, HE IS. BYE-BYE GAMMON CHIN.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #147 on: January 30, 2020, 11:17:17 PM »
Knocking him out of the snooker? Disappointed.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #148 on: January 31, 2020, 01:28:18 AM »
Perhaps the death of Higgins in my dream was symbolic of the end of his career, precipitated by the thrashing he received this very evening. In future I'll be sure to put bets on according to my snooker dreams. I would imagine you'd have got a decent price on are Robbie to win that match. I had no idea that Higgins was playing today (or that there was a tournament on).

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #149 on: February 01, 2020, 02:41:36 PM »
Cor, Dotty just stole the third frame from under Judd's nose and then came close to taking the fourth. Judd getting a bit nawtier now though.

Nice to hear beautiful Marcel addressing the crowd in German too.

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