Author Topic: Snooker 2020  (Read 31266 times)

Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #180 on: February 08, 2020, 10:33:29 AM »
Kylo vs Robbo tonight. Tasty. Though I'd like to see Dotty win this whole thing now.

Kylo must be knackered, even though his victory over Trump must have been sweeeeeet. Anyone know how their supposed rivalry kicked off or is it a mystery?

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #181 on: February 08, 2020, 10:48:33 PM »
Awww, poor Kylo, well-played.

I've always had Robbo down as a great bunch of lads but I think I'll be #TeamDotty tomorrow.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #182 on: February 08, 2020, 10:50:55 PM »
#OperationTurdflush votes to release the hounds. Release the hounds! Do anything. How is the Scots golem still operating?

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #183 on: February 08, 2020, 10:53:18 PM »
Both a great bunch of lads tomorrow, two of the best bunch of lads in snooker.

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #184 on: February 09, 2020, 02:12:06 PM »
Great close match this. Dotty snatched away the second frame in style. Both Dotty and Robbo seem to be having a top laugh out there too. After the complete cunt-off that was the Masters this is nice to see.

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  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #185 on: February 09, 2020, 09:31:06 PM »
This table is effing mental.

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  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #186 on: February 09, 2020, 10:13:32 PM »
Robbo missing the green like it's Barnsley in the satnav.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #187 on: February 09, 2020, 10:32:19 PM »
Haha yes Dott.

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  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #188 on: February 09, 2020, 10:40:27 PM »
Yes, GWAAAAAARN DOTT.

The rest of you, get ITV4 on NOW, this is mental.

bgmnts

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #189 on: February 09, 2020, 10:42:07 PM »
What are Dott's and Robertson's walk on music? Just so I know who to support here.

"Mental scenes!"

Tune into them both playing safeties. Fucksake.

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #190 on: February 09, 2020, 10:50:07 PM »
Dotty came back from 9-5 behind, that's why! Every time it has looked like Robbo has had this in the bag Dotty has clawed it back. Pure psychological warfare.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #191 on: February 09, 2020, 10:50:31 PM »
Ah that should be that though.

bgmnts

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #192 on: February 09, 2020, 10:51:06 PM »
Fucked now. Don't like Robertson, he reminds me of John Tracy from Thunderbirds.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #193 on: February 09, 2020, 10:53:02 PM »
Dott stop me now!

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #194 on: February 09, 2020, 10:54:32 PM »
Dott stop believin'!

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #195 on: February 09, 2020, 10:58:12 PM »
Fucked now. Don't like Robertson, he reminds me of John Tracy from Thunderbirds.

Awww, Robbo's alright, the endearing Warhammer nerd.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #196 on: February 09, 2020, 11:00:23 PM »
Dott dream it's over :(.

bgmnts

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #197 on: February 09, 2020, 11:01:28 PM »
Unsure why Dott didn't pot that red into the middle right pocket and set himself up for the pink.

I'm not a professional snooker player though.

bgmnts

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #198 on: February 09, 2020, 11:02:53 PM »
Snooker one!

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #199 on: February 09, 2020, 11:08:16 PM »
Dott sounds like he has the attitude of a loser which is a shame.

He's won more World Championships than Jimmy White.

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #200 on: February 09, 2020, 11:22:49 PM »
I love that triangular tunnel of neon lights the players have to walk through. It looks just like they're on Stars In Their Eyes:


bgmnts

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #201 on: February 09, 2020, 11:24:02 PM »
Whilst that is one of the funniest comedy moments ever, I hate it. It's so barry hearn.

It' snooker, not fucking darts. Are they going to have bikini babes come accompany them out to the table soon?

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #202 on: February 09, 2020, 11:28:40 PM »
To be fair, Bazza did do away with the darts walk-on girls.

The jingle on that trustatrader.com ad on ITV4 also reminds me of Bill Decker on Stars With Eyes.

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #203 on: February 11, 2020, 01:57:05 PM »
Over on Eurosport Joe Johnson and Dave Hendon were just talking about how Ronnie may have to enter the Snooker Shootout because he needs the RAAANKIN' POINTS, MAAAAAAAAAATE.

Not had this one yet have we:

https://youtu.be/rybunO89cfw

bgmnts

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #204 on: February 11, 2020, 01:58:35 PM »
I love incredibly talented sports stars who are utterly contemptuous of the sport the play.

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #205 on: February 11, 2020, 02:58:36 PM »
Kylo just made a maximum!


Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #206 on: February 11, 2020, 03:51:50 PM »
Would be nice to see Kylo and Jack Lisowski meet in the semis:




Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #207 on: February 11, 2020, 03:56:06 PM »
Over on Eurosport Joe Johnson and Dave Hendon were just talking about how Ronnie may have to enter the Snooker Shootout because he needs the RAAANKIN' POINTS, MAAAAAAAAAATE.

Not had this one yet have we:

https://youtu.be/rybunO89cfw
He is a very strange human.

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #208 on: February 11, 2020, 06:15:36 PM »
He was probably just high on running and nutrition...

Meanwhile in Cardiff, Kylo Ren must be getting sick of decides but he got through that one against young Jackson Page in the end. Commiserations to that poor bearded craft beer barman.

Blue Jam

  • Subpar Wolf
Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #209 on: February 11, 2020, 08:49:03 PM »

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