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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #330 on: June 13, 2020, 02:40:58 PM »
I just remembered this exists:

https://youtu.be/KWIC1tYkork

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #331 on: June 13, 2020, 11:00:38 PM »
If there was a modern version of this ^ you know which infection would be involved don't you

what atom faced deficient sack of shit would be involved

It doesn't bear thinking about.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #332 on: June 14, 2020, 12:19:56 AM »

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #333 on: June 14, 2020, 01:15:29 AM »
The much-overlooked prequel to the Big Lebowski. 'Dude, you're obviously not a golfer'.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #334 on: June 14, 2020, 01:24:47 AM »
If there was a modern version of this ^ you know which infection would be involved don't you

what atom faced deficient sack of shit would be involved

It doesn't bear thinking about.

Sooty wouldn't give Shaun Murphy the steam off his piss.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #335 on: June 14, 2020, 04:00:57 AM »
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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #336 on: June 14, 2020, 09:40:05 AM »
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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #337 on: June 14, 2020, 10:17:04 AM »
Suzy Sheep: "Look who it is Peppa!"

Peppa Pig: "Oh my days, it's 2014 Haribo Classic Semi-Finalist snooker player Shaun Murphy!"

AIDS: "Hello everyone!"

Suzy Sheep: "The rest of the farm look unhappy"

Peppa Pig: "Add more balls"

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #338 on: June 14, 2020, 11:30:11 AM »
I just remembered this exists:

https://youtu.be/KWIC1tYkork

That second trick shot isn't really a trick shot is it?

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #339 on: June 17, 2020, 10:00:53 AM »
Thorne Gone

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #340 on: June 17, 2020, 12:21:52 PM »
I don't like to be morbid, but if you were working in the morgue you would have to, wouldn't you?

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #341 on: June 18, 2020, 10:21:20 PM »
Marco Fu doesn't trust us not to give him the 'vid:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Marcofu18/status/1273612758173376512

I'm sure he won't be the only one. Not sure I'll be heading to Sheffield either.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #342 on: June 19, 2020, 03:14:49 PM »
Applied for a refund for my tickets. Still got no idea what's going on so I guess they can't say no.

In other news, Atom Face hasn't mastered the clippers just yet:


Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #343 on: June 19, 2020, 06:11:20 PM »
Is that AIDS? Has he lost weight?

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #344 on: June 19, 2020, 06:36:47 PM »
No, his face has just grown.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #345 on: June 19, 2020, 07:09:11 PM »
It does look better as his stupid shit 'what do you know about our Lord Jesus Christ' hair made his head seem very large.

The angle helps here too, although it would be even better if he wasn't in shot even slightly.


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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #346 on: June 19, 2020, 07:26:46 PM »

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #347 on: June 20, 2020, 02:10:36 PM »
Coral Tour Championship starts today! Stephen Maguire vs Robbo on ITV4 now!

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #348 on: June 20, 2020, 02:15:14 PM »
Robbo has completely given up faffing about with hair straighteners I see. Hasn't foregone the peroxide just yet though.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #349 on: June 20, 2020, 05:16:48 PM »
Robbo has completely given up faffing about with hair straighteners I see. Hasn't foregone the peroxide just yet though.

He appeared with his natural curly hair several years back - must have left the ghds at home before the tournament or something.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #350 on: June 25, 2020, 01:44:20 PM »
Anyone got that new World Snooker Tour app? I like the way it sends me notifications to remind me that there's snooker on. Mark Selby vs Mark Allen on now.

It is actually a very useful app to be fair. Bit nicer-looking than snooker.org too.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #351 on: June 25, 2020, 02:20:15 PM »
Come on, The Molesta from Leicester, pull your finger out.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #352 on: June 25, 2020, 03:58:14 PM »
That app looks smart - going to get that now.

Haha Jesta - fuck off

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #353 on: June 25, 2020, 05:07:34 PM »
Yeah, it's nice to have the draw, schedule and live scores all in one place. Bazza does something useful for once.

Anyone fancy putting money on The Sex Pesta From Leicester making a comeback? Oooof.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #354 on: June 26, 2020, 03:19:48 PM »
Battle of the big lads in the final then.

Going for Mark Allen, seems marginally less likely to send the gang around to break your legs.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #355 on: July 01, 2020, 10:45:57 AM »
Awwwwww


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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #356 on: July 02, 2020, 04:25:10 PM »
Got a refund for me Crucible tickets, and for the hotel. Bit gutted but it would have been an expensive nightmare getting down there on the train, then there would be no possibility of us being able to relax and enjoy the nice pubs and restaurants as normal, and no chance of a snooker safari at the Mercure Hotel bar, sniggering behind Shaun Murphy's expansive back. Plus sitting in a reduced-capacity Crucible in a mask and taking in the lack of atmosphere... No thanks, even if lovely Ding will be there.

Should be quite a few returns available at the box office if anyone still fancies it.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #357 on: July 02, 2020, 08:18:18 PM »
I think that's the right decision BJ - even I would succumb to refunds and it's not even my first time. If you have doubts, I would say that going on the lash after evening matches and chasing down hot pieces of top 16 ass to gawp at is one the most significant pleasures of the tournament.

I consider my 2am drunken conversation with the Nugget about Krautrock to be a particular favourite moment.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #358 on: July 06, 2020, 08:30:59 PM »
Yes, this sounds like it might be a bit rubbish:

https://wst.tv/wst-remain-hopeful-of-crucible-crowd/

Still no word on exactly how reduced that crowd will be. If anyone will be allowed in to watch at all, that is.

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