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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #60 on: January 16, 2020, 08:11:53 PM »
Carter the Unstoppable Shit Machine is 2-0 up against Higgins. They’re both playing gash and giving each other plenty of chances but I’m finding it strangely compelling.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #61 on: January 16, 2020, 09:36:40 PM »
Two visits, two cue ball fouls by Higgins.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #62 on: January 16, 2020, 10:05:42 PM »
There were four or five in-offs between them in that frame. Astounding.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #63 on: January 17, 2020, 09:05:10 AM »
Two visits by Higgins.

I bet his tract is a right state

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2020, 09:14:01 AM »
Wow, this tournament is a real cunt-off.

AIDS vs UKIP in the semis.

You weren't wrong.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2020, 09:23:49 AM »
AIDS vs UKIP in the semis.

You weren't wrong.
First match ever where I'm hoping for AIDS.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2020, 09:47:50 AM »
Oops double post

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2020, 09:48:35 AM »
Yeah AIDS getting done in the final will be more satisfying than Brexit getting done in the semi.

The fake sincerity defeat handshake and dough grin before sloping off to separate mammal parts with his wanking hand.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2020, 09:51:32 AM »
First match ever where I'm hoping for AIDS.

Tiny Face vs Shit-Eating Grin? For once I think I'd rather see Murphy win, if only so I won't have to see Carter's evil smirk of victory.

Carter would probably just donate the winnings to the Big Ben Brexit Bongs crowdfunder anyway. AIDS would just spend it on Bibles and pies.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2020, 10:08:36 AM »
That was one of the worst matches I have seen - probably since I was a kid. Higgins was all over the place, and I have started to wonder whether the pâté in his liver has started to leak out into his bloodstream giving him a kind of haggis, neeps and tatties septicemia.

Beaver vs Doughboy. I can't call it, but it would be nice for Carter to get completely smashed, just so we can see him start to lose his shit like Andy in The Office.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #70 on: January 17, 2020, 03:24:44 PM »


Urrrggghhhh... this one definitely needs redoing:


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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #71 on: January 17, 2020, 06:27:25 PM »
That was one of the worst matches I have seen - probably since I was a kid. Higgins was all over the place, and I have started to wonder whether the pâté in his liver has started to leak out into his bloodstream giving him a kind of haggis, neeps and tatties septicemia.

I could feel the crowd, almost as one, check their phones as the clock neared 11 and play was held up because the scoreboard was wrong. At that point there was almost a genuine risk that the match could go on for another 3 hours.

Put some money on Wilson winning it but don't listen to me as all my other snooker bets have failed miserably this tournament. I'm not too fussed though as long as anyone this side of the draw wins.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #72 on: January 17, 2020, 06:31:20 PM »
I'm hoping for Kylo Ren to emerge triumphant from a Kylo-AIDS final.

Haven't put any bets on since I put another fiver on James Cahill beating Ronnie a second time in the hope that lightning would strike twice. Ha.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #73 on: January 17, 2020, 06:39:48 PM »

Uncanny though! They should use this for his Bazzer Shitlogo.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2020, 06:41:37 PM »
Did anyone else hear the death groans of an old man during that match earlier? I wonder what happened to the poor fucker.

Anyway, good old BritishTeef triumphs over Scottish Mordid Obesity statistic. He played so fucking well. His cueing was amazing.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #75 on: January 17, 2020, 06:45:49 PM »
Uncanny though! They should use this for his Bazzer Shitlogo.

Cats head superimposed on Adam Driver out of Star wars body.
It draws itself. No slacking now Blue Jam! ;)

Bazzer Shitlogo - what a great technical term.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #76 on: January 17, 2020, 07:23:39 PM »
GWAAAAAARN KYLO

DO STUART "LOCAL" BINGHAM IN HERE

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #77 on: January 17, 2020, 07:31:41 PM »
Oh Kylo, you ledge from Kettering

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #78 on: January 17, 2020, 07:33:46 PM »
Bingham shouldn't be allowed the name "Ballrun". When combined with his appearance it is one notch down from sexual assault.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #79 on: January 17, 2020, 07:58:43 PM »
Bingham's nickname should be "Precious Thing" or "Special Stuff".

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #80 on: January 17, 2020, 08:05:11 PM »
Seriously, this is match of the tournament so far. Cracking stuff.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #81 on: January 17, 2020, 08:18:42 PM »
If there was a French player then Gaul-run. Maybe.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #82 on: January 17, 2020, 09:10:48 PM »
Really enjoying this battle. Bingham is a real break builder but his cueing is off this evening.

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #83 on: January 18, 2020, 12:10:27 AM »
I think I just saw Stuart Bingham commit to leisurely jogging around the table

Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #84 on: January 18, 2020, 09:16:21 AM »
Bingham shouldn't be allowed the name "Ballrun". When combined with his appearance it is one notch down from sexual assault.

Half a notch at most.

Ballgag looks like the kind of person who loves meticulously applying cream to a gaping anus. Whether sexually or for ointment. And thinks of himself as 'the best at it'.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #85 on: January 18, 2020, 09:42:00 AM »
Did i miss the world championship. Took me a while to realise this wasnt the big one.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #86 on: January 18, 2020, 01:26:42 PM »
This must be the first time I have actually wanted to see amphibian spacehopper Bingham lift a trophy.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #87 on: January 18, 2020, 01:31:01 PM »
...and right now I actually want to see AIDS Murphy gas out UKIP Nathan Barley.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #88 on: January 18, 2020, 01:50:21 PM »
Yeah, it's been fun watching the right-wing ferret gurning his way earnestly through this competition. But his time is up, and I don't want him getting a big head. Time for AIDS to put the Bigot of the Baize back in his box.

After that, I can't really say I have a favourite. Perhaps Gilbert would be a good story, but whatever happens this tournament has proved that we don't need Rankiiiin' Ronnie around.

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Re: Snooker 2020
« Reply #89 on: January 18, 2020, 02:00:37 PM »
Ignore the earlier post- I forgot Spacehopper Amphibian was playing Gilbert's Fridge tonight. Would be nice to see Gilbo lift the trophy. Anyone but AIDS and UKIP really.

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