Roger Scruton dead.

[idunnosomename]

Good.

[Danger Man]

When he told his family he had won a place at Cambridge, his father stopped speaking to him.[21]

[sandpainter 1471z]

Good.

It is, but if only he'd been cut down in his 'prime'.

[idunnosomename]

Better late than never

[idunnosomename]

I hope they chuck his wrinkled cadaver into a grave full of muslim cum

[machotrouts]

Strongly disagree with the statement "Roger Scruton dead good".

[idunnosomename]

I wouldn't usually use punctuation in a thread title but i did it here DELIBERATELY to prevent that reading

[pancreas]

Roger's crouton

(after being cremated)

[sandpainter 1471z]

Suzanne Moore gave Elizabeth Wurtzel a glowing write-up the other day, writing as if all the things that made her obnoxiously trying and a beacon to all exponents of obnoxiously self-involved behaviour. People are a bit confused about what freedom is at the minute. I'm faintly curious about the blood that will be harvested from Scruton's stone in this fashion. I suppose that'll have passed by tomorrow. If Mrs Scruton is reading - go out and get yourself plenty of cock now.

[idunnosomename]

It'd be terrible if a stone got caught up in your brand-new combine harvester

[Pingers]

I hope he experienced some substandard care from the overstretched NHS during his limp to the finish line

[idunnosomename]

What's important is that the horrible old cunt is dead. No more can drone on about beauty of tradition. Because he is now a stiff decomposing into grey waxy adipocere. Haha.

[JarrowMonkey]

I thought he was Adrian Moles headmaster

[sandpainter 1471z]

They're all Adrian Mole's headmaster by the time I've finished with them.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Suzanne Moore gave Elizabeth Wurtzel a glowing write-up the other day, writing as if all the things that made her obnoxiously trying and a beacon to all exponents of obnoxiously self-involved behaviour. People are a bit confused about what freedom is at the minute. I'm faintly curious about the blood that will be harvested from Scruton's stone in this fashion. I suppose that'll have passed by tomorrow. If Mrs Scruton is reading - go out and get yourself plenty of cock now.

...or some other Morrissey lyric.

[Mobius]

Great news.

[buttgammon]

Let's hope people don't pretend there was any intellectual merit in this dope's bitter ramblings just because he's dead (don't worry, they won't - nobody cared in the first place, which must be one of the reasons why he was such a miserable cunt).

[Mr_Simnock]

never heard of him before but a quick read of his obit on the bbc soon made me realise what a frozen tod of a human being he was

[Urinal Cake]

Never heard of him. Must be an English thing.

[Bronzy]

Sir Roger Scrotum is a very good comedy name in my humble opinion

[touchingcloth]

Dunno who this cunt is but:

Sir Roger Vernon Scruton FBA FRSL (/ˈskruːtən/; 27 February 1944 – 12 January 2020) was an English philosopher and writer who specialised in aesthetics

The cunt's a definite cunt.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Sir Roger Scrotum is a very good comedy name in my humble opinion

My Dad's called Sir Roger Scrotum you bastard

[Bennett Brauer]

The usual unpleasant CaB sputum being disgorged over someone far more intelligent and talented than any of you.

Yes, a lot of what he he said and did could appear to be stuck in the past, but he was first and foremost a man who brought a lot of pleasure to thousands of people, and if he seems hidebound and old-fashioned to you, I think that's your fucking problem.

You stupid, ignorant arseholes.

[Bennett Brauer]

^  Sorry about that. I'd got him confused with Roger De Courcey.

[sandpainter 1471z]

...or some other Morrissey lyric.

CaB will eat itself...

[Bronzy]

My Dad's called Sir Roger Scrotum you bastard

Knighted for services to the Epididymis

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

I thought he was Adrian Moles headmaster

Nickname "popeye"

[thenoise]

Prob spend too much time on the internet but when I read he is philosopher of aesthetics (ffs) I was immediately reminded of that website where men upload pictures of themselves and go on about their rasmus or whatever it was. Looksmaxing.
Did he invent looksmaxing? Was he the original Chad?

[Dewt]

I have a very clever Rory Bremner-style satirical name for Roger Scruton

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

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