Author Topic: Ortis Rib-Fracturer  (Read 171 times)

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Ortis Rib-Fracturer
« on: January 14, 2020, 03:54:31 PM »
WARNING

Ortis Rib-Fracturer is a BAD FRIEND.  He trains people to sneeze and fart wrongly so that the force fractures their ribs.


He is notorious for other things as well that make him a BAD FRIEND but that is the main one and it happens to correlate with what his name is (Ortis Rib-Fracturer).


Please provide ongoing updates here about how Ortis Rib-Fracturer is a BAD FRIEND.

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Re: Ortis Rib-Fracturer
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2020, 07:22:06 PM »
There are a plenty few warnings flying around relating to Ortis Rib-Fracturer’s status as an unequivocally BAD FRIEND so I’m hoping you won’t fall into any of his traps.

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