Artists wanking themselves off.

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This Week: Kanye West.

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Michelangelo discovers spunk is thixotropic

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Salvador Dali has another disappointing evening

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Van Gogh famously wanked so self-righteously that his very ear came clean orf!

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Jackson Pollock tugging furiously in front of a canvas.

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His brother Nigel Pollock of course completed his entire 'spatter-action mancunian' series using nothing but his bare-backed spunk and a photo of Crispin Glover.