This Candle Smells Like My Vagina

[Ray Travez]

thread titles you can sing to "That's When I Reach For My Revolver"

[samadriel]

Or "All You Zombies" by The Hooters.

[Buelligan]

I was going to say "oh you have no idea" but from your description it's clear that you have the exact idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vk28kbeddo

Thanks.  I've had to report myself to Prevent now.

[Head Gardener]

https://www.smellslikemypeniscandle.com/

[gilbertharding]

I was going to say "oh you have no idea" but from your description it's clear that you have the exact idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vk28kbeddo

She sounds like Bobbi Flekman.

[Buelligan]

But what does she smell like?

[Default to the negative]

This will probably start a trend amongst all the gits. Launching your own 'vanity candle' seems like the sort of thing Russell Brand would do. I know he hasn't done it yet, but I am judging him for it anyway.

[Dex Sawash]

It's just piss

[bgmnts]

This will probably start a trend amongst all the gits. Launching your own 'vanity candle' seems like the sort of thing Russell Brand would do. I know he hasn't done it yet, but I am judging him for it anyway.

Internal Incense is my chosen company name.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I like the idea of those joke candles that start off smelling nice but transition into smelling like shit.

[neardark]

She's incapable of not being annoying.

[bgmnts]

She's incapable of not being annoying.

You have to give Brad Pitt credit for summoning up tears at the thought of her decapitated head in a cardboarrd box.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

the candle has "a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent" derived from "geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed."

But that's not how any real vagina smells, said Smart, and Goop's description could cause distress or even damage to women.

I agree. I've just shoved all flowers and twigs up my chuff and now I can't get them back down again. curse you goop

[Head Gardener]

https://tingleinthenetherlands.bandcamp.com/track/gwyneth-paltrows-cunt

[Default to the negative]

I still would. Because I'm like Indiana Jones. There's no point in exploring Gwyneth's cunt unless there's a little bit of spice and danger involoved.