Whats the longest you've ever been stuck in traffic?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Been sat on the M27 for almost an hour and am losing my mind sorry for the shit thread.

Serves you right for not replying to my messenger post

[Ambient Sheep]

You can still be nabbed for using your phone

Not if the engine is off.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I hope I don't sound prejudiced or anything, but I'm really surprised that SGM is a lorry driver.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I've been toying with the idea of becoming a lorry driver, too. Quite well paid, isn't it?

[idunnosomename]

Not if the engine is off.

i was gonna say that but what if you turn your engine off at a red light then piss about with your phone

[Bobtoo]

You have to have the engine off and be safely parked.

https://www.gov.uk/using-mobile-phones-when-driving-the-law

[Jockice]

Not sure, but it was on the M62 on the journey from Carlisle to Sheffield a couple of days after Christmas a few years ago. I didn't time it but it seemed like years. It was shitty weather, I has a stinking cold, I'd heard that someone I knew had died earlier that day...so you can imagine the sheer joy I had sitting there not moving, especially when I realised that El Hadji Diouf was in the lane next to me.

I suppose it's marginally better than the time I shat myself in Glossop while making the same journey a few years late. But only marginally.

[Replies From View]

I have never been stuck in traffic because I am not a vehicle.

[Sherringford Hovis]

You're not stuck in traffic, you are traffic.

[Replies From View]

You're not stuck in traffic, you are traffic.

I refute this.

[idunnosomename]

You have to have the engine off and be safely parked.

https://www.gov.uk/using-mobile-phones-when-driving-the-law

unless people were getting out of their cars and walking about I wouldnt do it now. although if it's still in a cradle you could still make a CaB post within the law I guess