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Wan-King

Started by Head Gardener, January 15, 2020, 04:53:50 PM

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Lisa Jesusandmarychain

After long and careful consideration, I have decided it's really not worth writing " The Fall consider rewrite."

Bennett Brauer

Quote from: poo on January 16, 2020, 08:11:49 AM
Ridiculous botty tug yesterday - just laughed at myself in the mirror when I was spunking.

Aren't you married with kids? Where do you find the alone time?

It's a Primark changing room, isn't it?

Captain Z

Quote from: touchingcloth on January 15, 2020, 10:57:56 PM
QuoteI'm many things: I'm a convicted rapist; I'm a hell raiser; I'm a father, a loving father; I'm a semi-good husband.

I play my music in the sun...

DoesNotFollow

Not long ago they were recommending 5 a day, and now they've changed it an it's gone up to 7. I reckon it's a load of bollocks anyway.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

It's certainly a load *off* your bollocks.


I know that should be "from", but I'm still posting this, and there's nowt you can do about it.

Blumf

Quote from: DoesNotFollow on January 16, 2020, 03:17:24 PM
Not long ago they were recommending 5 a day, and now they've changed it an it's gone up to 7. I reckon it's a load of bollocks anyway.

You wait! It'll be like the carrier bag tax. There'll be a 5p charge for each wank you miss out on per day.