Worst physical feeling (non-pain)

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

I'm not so sure about that, I think nausea on an empty stomach is far worse, mainly because you'll eventually digest that rich food...

Neither is pleasant (nor is any form of nausea) but starvation is worse, to be sure. The rich food one is usually bolstered by a side order of shame at making a greedy pig of oneself.

[Brundle-Fly]

Boiled sweet bits stuck in fillings.

A spin-off of Arachibutyrophobia?

https://www.verywellmind.com/arachibutyrophobia-2671777

[Blue Jam]

being unexpectedly touched in the back of the head. actually triggering.

Maybe this is just me being weird, but I fucking hate head massages because they make my skin crawl. I love having spa breaks and going for a massage, but back, shoulders, legs, arms and face only please. I always decline the offer of a head massage at the spa and at the hairdresser. I think my head is just too sensitive or something.

And no, I'm not bald. Unusual here, I know.

[shiftwork2]

Root canal.  Anaesthetised to fuck so no pain but still the highly perturbing sensation of a serrated metal file clearing out your dead tooth root 2cm below the gum line.

[Noonling]

Root canal.  Anaesthetised to fuck so no pain but still the highly perturbing sensation of a serrated metal file clearing out your dead tooth root 2cm below the gum line.

Oh god, having a tooth pulled out (with anaesthetic) is so creepy. You can feel the dentist yanking it side to side like the tooth is just some debris stuck in a hole - which it is but it is also A PART OF ME. It feels so...unloving.

[Pink Gregory]

Biting your own cheek from the inside.

Not only does it hurt, you feel like an absolute chump.

Also hiccups are a horrific sensation.  It's not just an amusing little bodily tic, it's your diaphragm trying to flip itself inside out like a pop-up rubber frog while you stay still.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Boiled sweet bits stuck in fillings.

Minty decide on some judicious lyrics editing for their big 1996 hit " That's Nice".

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

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You definitely suffer from phimosis though, right?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

^ sort of fucked that up  but cant be bothered changing it.

[Konki]

Having a bit of grit you can't locate moving about in your sock all day long is like some kind diseased psychological torture.

Root canal.  Anaesthetised to fuck so no pain but still the highly perturbing sensation of a serrated metal file clearing out your dead tooth root 2cm below the gum line.

I once had to have minor surgery in the bollocks which only required local anaesthetic. The sensation of the scalpel going about its business, manifested as tugging and stretching of various, previously unknown, areas of my nethers was somewhat disconcerting. The knowledge that there was a blade going full Norman Bates at my jaffas didn't help matters either.

[Blue Jam]

I am not phimotic but I am mentally ill. One out of three ain't bad, right? Please don't ban me Neil.

[QDRPHNC]

Getting thumped on the veins.

[Buelligan]

Having sex with your mum.

[QDRPHNC]

My mum?

[alan nagsworth]

But that is 'effin' painful unless you're a masochist.

That would be a good direction for the thread.

Here, you know that feeling when you're locked in a shag dungeon, your limbs are stretched to almost dislocation on a big fucking rack, boiling wax dripping on your chest while a lass in 6-inch stilettos stamps fuck out of your bollocks, and you suddenly remember you forgot to ask your flatmate to give your dog her medicine tonight? Right twist in the old stomach, that is!

[Buelligan]

My mum?

No thanks, I've just had one.

[willy crossit]

hang nail on wool sheet

ice scraping in freezer

the feeling when you have a Bad Wank and get that burning/need to have a piss feeling for like an hour

[Dex Sawash]

These are a few of my favorite things

[idunnosomename]

most of these posts are literally and unarguably pain

[thecuriousorange]

Fear. Regret is pretty awful too.

[poodlefaker]

Needing a piss, esp. after a few pints.  Sitting on the tube, walking down a busy street. Or in a nice warm bed at 4am.

[Captain Crunch]

When you get hayfever and the inside of your head gets all hot and itchy. 

[Captain Crunch]

When you can feel your sock leaving a mark.  OR when your sock rolls down and makes a fabric boulder in your shoe, slowly caning your toes. 

[idunnosomename]

when you go into a room but you cant remember why you got up in the first place

[alan nagsworth]

When your tea's gone cold and you're wondering why you got out of bed at all

[gib]

When your balls get stuck and you're having a fuck

[Small Man Big Horse]

And I will try to fix you,

[idunnosomename]

being reminded of Coldplay

[alan nagsworth]

When some guy is trying to blackmail you, and your girlfriend thinks you suck, and it's up to you to let them know that it was all just part of some rich guy's evil plan

[sandpainter 1471z]

When a coin falls off your back. It's more than physical. I don't know how relateable this is because I think it's something that happens to me as a man who's lived alone over half my life, and maybe there's not so much of that on an English comedy forum, but it hits home, when you feel the coin slide down, how this would not be happening if you were with a woman who had a stake in keeping the bed clear of coins, hand tools, food wrappers, Mini-Baby-bels, fruit, vegetables, meat, belt loops that have fallen off, defunct technology, empty Brasso cans, Nokia chargers and Cease and Desist letters.

It's worse in Summer because a coin can be resting there for some time before it falls off your back. Three of them fell off in the shower one July and for a minute I thought I'd sleepwalked into a casino. One time I was standing at the bar near these two women when the coin fell and you could see they noticed because they walked away giving each other these really subtle looks of disgust. It was a fifty pee that time so even I felt ashamed, I can hardly fathom how that was clinging on, even to me.

There was an embarrassing silence once in a Harvester with just me and my nephew there where I asked him if a coin had ever fell off his back. He looked at me for about fifteen seconds and then said that it had happened to him. I think he just said that out of pity. "Uncle Alan always looks sad, I'll say I know what he means so he doesn't feel as so alone." He can't even get my name right when I'm imagining his internal monologue.