Take a Break! Jr

[madhair60]

Mum said we'd go to the park... THEN IT RAINED

MERLIN SHOCK: "Four shiny Shearers in one pack"

Ryan said I could play... HE HAD HIS FINGERS CROSSED

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

My worms hell

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Monster sneered: 'Tazos are the same as Pogs'

[madhair60]

Lost at Super Bomberman... BUT THE CONTROLLER WAS BROKE

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Santa Claus: The Secret Revealed

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Home from school to find hamster Gismo ... Had changed colour!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Mocked for wrong number of stripes on trackies

... then I FOUGHT BACK

[Huxleys Babkins]

He said he was my friend... BUT HE FORCED ME TO USE A MADCATZ CONTROLLER!

BUT I'M WATCHING THE NEWS! My Home & Away hell

LAUGHED OUT OF FOOTBALL: Cruel mum bought Golas not Predators

Craig says he fingered Becky on the bus... BUT SHE WAS AT THE CINEMA WITH KAREN!

[Inspector Norse]

Milly's BOYFRIEND NIGHTMARE: love rat Darren says he likes her but the next day he's going out with Dawn

TOP DIET TIPS! what's more filling, a Freddo or a Chomp?

PLUS in this week's TV Guide: scary shenanigans in the Port Niranda lighthouse; Clarissa's new relationship drama; and find out who loves orange soda!

[Huxleys Babkins]

Asked to tidy room by stepdad... WHILST MUM SLEPT IN THE NEXT ROOM!

BUT I'LL WALK HIM EVERY DAY! How to trick YOUR parents into buying a dog

SHE SAID THEY'D PUT HAIRS ON MY CHEST: My broad bean hell

[Captain Z]

FORCED to wash car... FOR JUST 50p!

MONSTER UNDER MY BED... and mum REFUSES to believe me!

SHOCKING: Why they won't tell you why sky is blue

[BlodwynPig]

Teachers pet by day...WANK BEAST BY NIGHT

[DistressedArea]

25 paste recipes that make everything seem OK!

[Blue Jam]

My parents said our dog had gone to live on a farm... AND THEN I FOUND OUT THE HORRIFYING TRUTH