I’m having knob reduction surgery...

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

What is Circ puppet?

[ProvanFan]

I was pretending 'big circ' is a term like 'big pharma' and my dad is on their payroll.

[Sherringford Hovis]

A lady I know refers to her divorce as "Nob reduction surgery."

I'm never sure about the 'K'.

[Cerys]

The only time I encountered a freshly-circumcised penis, I was struck by how sorry for itself it looked.  After years, I have finally found a work-safe image representing its demeanour:



A freshly-circumcised penis, (not) coming soon.

[Paul Calf]

I'll look forward to that then :)

[Dewt]

https://twitter.com/lasagnabby/status/1218968922579525632

Here's some footage of the process that should help ease your mind

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I think we need some before and after pictures, so we can judge how pretty it is post op. Put them up on ratemywang.com or whatever.

[Cerys]

If you're really lucky you'll end up with some scar tissue that contours your knob into extra bobbliness for added pleasure.  For your partner, that is.  No bobbly pleasure for you - only tears[nb]Ambiguity of word somewhat deliberate[/nb] and numbness.

[Paul Calf]

https://twitter.com/lasagnabby/status/1218968922579525632

Here's some footage of the process that should help ease your mind

That's fucking tapped that is.

Thank you all for your kind and consolatory words.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Just imagine the smegma build up on a helmet that has never before seen the light of day, which is then freshly exposed to the world. It must be a sight and smell to behold.

Bellends are like dreadlocks mate, leave them long enough and they clean themselves.

[bgmnts]

As someone possessing a redundant prepuce, that smegma buildup image is something that makes me a fervent foreskin cleaner. If they ever invented some innovative, bespoke foreskin scrubber (foreskin cotton bud perhaps) i'd buy one.

[Sebastian Cobb]

As someone possessing a redundant prepuce, that smegma buildup image is something that makes me a fervent foreskin cleaner. If they ever invented some innovative, bespoke foreskin scrubber (foreskin cotton bud perhaps) i'd buy one.

Maybe something like the machines they make to clean bowling balls, but smaller, that you could stick your lad in.

[Endicott]

[Cerys]

As someone possessing a redundant prepuce, that smegma buildup image is something that makes me a fervent foreskin cleaner. If they ever invented some innovative, bespoke foreskin scrubber (foreskin cotton bud perhaps) i'd buy one.

Have you considered using one of those water flossers that are meant for blasting bits of detritus out from between your teeth?  I'm sure that slipping it under your foreskin and turning it up to eleven could have no drawbacks whatsoever.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Just when I thought my foreskin was out, it pulls me back in.

[rjd2]

Its easy peasy dude.

I got it done a few years ago,,was told to do fuck all for a few days which I booked of work and watched breaking bad.

Upon reflection I could have probably popped out now and then but alas not to be.

[Paul Calf]

Did you have local or general anaesthetic?

[Shit Good Nose]

On a sort-of related note, within the last month two mates (from different circles, so independent of each other) have told me they've been diagnosed with Peyronie's disease (warning - NSFW if you Google it), something which I've never heard of before until these diagnoses, but which I now find out affects 1 in 10 men (although one of the mates in question was told it's actually closer to 3 in 10).

So we've got that to look forward to along with the baldness and phimosis.

[drummersaredeaf]

Have you considered getting a piercing or something to offset the lost weight? You could find yourself all over the place otherwise. Falling over while walking and that with a different centre of gravity. Like when Phil Taylor lost a load of weight and could no longer consistently hit treble 20.

[touchingcloth]

God the nascent return of tagging is such a tease in this thread. Wanking thread, please take the balls out, ... ... plain.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Have you considered getting a piercing or something to offset the lost weight? You could find yourself all over the place otherwise. Falling over while walking and that with a different centre of gravity. Like when Phil Taylor lost a load of weight and could no longer consistently hit treble 20.

It could get jolly cold too, without it's skin hat to keep out the chill. One word: willy warmer.

[QDRPHNC]

Make sure to say keep the tip lol

Or here's a tip, whatever.