Best physical feeling (pain)

[Cuellar]

So what's the best physical feeling that is painful? What hurts in a GOOD way?

I quite like how you know when you're flossing your teeth and it sort of cuts into the gums a bit and it's sort of a scratchy, itchy sort of pain. Like giving your gums a good old scratch.

That's not bad. Also bursting spots etc. The pain, then the relief. Bliss.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Chilli. Red hot, Texas style, chilli!

[pancreas]

mouth ulcer
large crystal of maldon sea salt
HELLO

[buttgammon]

Any sort of gum pain + sharp sensation is lovely. Also, digging my nails between my index fingers and middle fingers. There's dry skin in the spots there, and I pick at it until it's ever so slightly sore.

[poo]

reverse pooing

[madhair60]

When you get a cramp and it eventually fades away.

[Cuellar]

That is pleasure from the absence of pain and is disqualified.

[BlodwynPig]

Wanking the stitches away

[Blue Jam]

Pinching your fingertips, pressing down on the nail with your thumb. It hurts in a nice way and you have to repeat it for every thumb and finger.

[Dex Sawash]

Squeezing fuck out of the web between thumb and index finger to chase off a headache

[idunnosomename]

Nice relaxing poo

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

A well oiled penis sliding gently into your puckered, quivering hoop. Bliss.

[Captain Crunch]

When you have a cold and you're all stuffed up then you blow your nose and it feels like a snooker ball shooting out of your face then ... clear.

[Pseudopath]

Aluminium foil against fillings = TOTAL TOOTH HURTY SATISFACTION.

[jobotic]

I have a bit of a weak ankle from spraining badly years ago. Every now and then it goes and although the pain at that instant is fucking horrible a few minutes later the warm glow of low level pain is rather nice.

And getting my balls punched.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

When you have a cold and you're all stuffed up then you blow your nose and it feels like a snooker ball shooting out of your face then ... clear.

I had a blocked sinus a few years ago. It felt like being punched in the face from the inside, but blowing my nose was like you describe x1000.

[bgmnts]

mouth ulcer

Fuck off

[Norton Canes]

Cycling up steep hill

[Chollis]

yeah pain after the gym can feel pretty good

no pain no gain, thats what i say

[Cerys]

When an intercostal muscle makes it impossible to breathe properly.  If you force yourself to breathe in all the way, the pain is excruciating - but if you can push through the agony the muscle will respect you and go back to doing its actual fucking job.  That pain.

[popcorn]

Plucking nose hairs.

[DoesNotFollow]

Nice hot bath in the evening after a day of getting scratched to buggery by gorse/brambles. A good sting.

[paruses]

When an intercostal muscle makes it impossible to breathe properly.  If you force yourself to breathe in all the way, the pain is excruciating - but if you can push through the agony the muscle will respect you and go back to doing its actual fucking job.  That pain.

Second vote for this. Surprised it came up.

[oy vey]

+1 to post-exercise pain (not including serious injury). It's the smuggest pain out there.

Edit: hurting laughing is fucking great too.

[madhair60]

That is pleasure from the absence of pain and is disqualified.

I honestly couldn't give a fuck about your cunty little rules.

[imitationleather]

That feeling in my tummy when I get told I'm not invited to Christmas dinner again.

[ASFTSN]

Foam roller brutality.

[Puce Moment]

Pulling a thick bogey slowly out of my nostril, but with the bogey tail intact like a green sperm, sliding out from deep within the darkest realms of my sinuses.

Beautiful.

[Blue Jam]

[alan nagsworth]

When you eat a big dollop of mustard and you feel it up the top of your nose and under your eyeballs. FWAAA FUCK GO ON CUNT, smack your hand on the table, wince like a bastard and go in for another chomp